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“I had chosen water, mermaid. Cathy had chosen me.” EATING GLASS RN

“He tried his best to cancel me, instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.”

— Jimmy Kimmel on Trump during his first show back.

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

new destroy lonely album hitting atlanta tonight

give her the grammy again

The features for Cardi B’s sophomore album ‘AM I THE DRAMA?’ have been revealed:

Summer Walker
Selena Gomez
Kehlani
Lizzo
Tyla
Cash Cobain
Janet Jackson
Megan Thee Stallion

sometimes i feel like im in a home theater in nebraska in 2009

An ICE Air flight that departed from Alexandria, LA yesterday made 3 deportation stops in Colombia, Brazil, and Argentina. Argentinians on board were kept in shackles for nearly 19 hours across all stops. This was the 1st deportation to Argentina since June when there were 2.

and y tf stever parry so fucking loud??

yea robert eggers im gonna need u to adapt the picture of dorian gray like immediately

Lush have closed their stores in the UK today in solidarity with the people of Palestine:

“Whilst Lush is losing a day of takings, this also means that the UK Government is losing a day of tax contributions from Lush and our customers.”

(weare.lush.com/lush-life/comp…)

yea im redownloading twitter

a photo of a small beige and white pup named Spud deviously eyeing a stalk of celery dangling in front of her. the stare is absolutely menacing.

Spud has now taken a few steps back and assumed a fighting position. she’s set in downward dog as she stares at her opponent (the celery)

our tiny puppy friend is now in attack mode, making her next attempt to take on his celery enemy. the outcome is unknown.

This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10 (IG: spud.the.cryptid)

Today we monitored ICE flights in support of legal partners who worked tirelessly to stop the unlawful deportation of unaccompanied children to Guatemala. Thanks to their monumental efforts, the planes never took off

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a child looking down at a golden retriever named Samaria resting in their lap. the child pets the dog's face.

a person holding a child on their hip crouches down on the sidewalk to pet a golden retriever on the head.

a child wearing all gray sits on a yellow curb. a golden retriever lays on the sidewalk next to them, and rests their head in the child's lap.

A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all

putting off seeing weapons bc im scared 💔💔

This is Bear. He was found on the streets with very little fur and inflamed skin. On top of that, his bladder had herniated, and he needed immediate surgery. Without intervention, his condition would have resulted in fatal complications. You can help him below ❤️‍🩹

15outof10.org/bear-2

bluesky is tumblr for millennial armchair intellectuals

but that app is mean and lifeless 😭

oki yea fine i miss twt

Don’t look away

A flashlight shines on Dallas, who stands in a corn field at night with a large, empty plastic jar around caught around her head.

Dallas splays out inside a crate in the back of a car. The empty plastic jar is still around her head, but she has been rescued.

a smiling person, Dallas' foster mom, sits with her inside a home.

This is Dallas. She was spotted in a field with a cheese ball jar stuck on her head. After a two-day search effort, Dallas was found and treated for dehydration and ticks before going to a foster home to recover. And yes, the cheese ball company is covering her vet bills. 14/10 for all

My youngest made a friend at his new school. This friend doesn't eat lunch - doesn't bring one from home nor buy one at school

Youngest shared some of his lunch yesterday and asked if he could bring extra for his friend, so now we are just going to send an extra meal with him

Proud of my kiddo

We just needed you to see Cocoa and her spectacular tooth. 13/10 you're welcome (IG: thechonkettes)

Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her NEW YORK—Sharing new details about her highly anticipated 12th studio album, pop superstar Taylor Swift dropped major hints on her Instagram story Tuesday that The Life Of A Showgirl could be about he...

The Onion never sleeps 😃

i do not care how fast i read a book, i real reread the same line over and over again for FUN

beating karen’s dad to death with hammers