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@erraticdad.bsky.social

He/Him/Hole. 37. Brisbane, Australia. Horny little vintage seller. Erratic Dad to zero children. Campy vinyl record collector. Craft. Design. Reformed binge drinker. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

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Unsolicited tech deck

12.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bad mental health day. Went down the coast. Nearly cried in the car several times. Gave in to retail therapy. Feel a bit guilty. Back home now to this general malaise of โ€˜just existingโ€™

12.10.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gosh! My holeโ€ฆ. So exposed

11.10.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no I fell over ass up. What to do

11.10.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I mean sure I saw Joanne on the weekend, and danced, and got sweaty, and showed my cock online, but I also found this fab set of plates Iโ€™ve decided to keep

08.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kristen and Bjorn.
The lights of my life, Corbin and Fisher.
Ever since Blake and Mason were born this house just feels alive.
Czech and Hunter are so playful and giving.

08.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So many choices for NYD in Melbourne. Which one do I choose?!

08.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some would say CREA-tive genius.
And a fun little para para dance to a song called Trauma, which a 13 year old gay boy was all about.

08.10.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Needed that

07.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will scrub in exchange for dick

07.10.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t mind me, just down on my kneesโ€ฆ inspecting theโ€ฆ. Grout linesโ€ฆ. Or something

07.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

07.10.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best tasted up close ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

06.10.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well if itโ€™s for scienceโ€ฆ.

06.10.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saturday night party mix

06.10.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cute little selfie of me at my shop on Saturday morning

06.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Marie Reim - Marilyn Monroe (Offizielles Musikvideo)
YouTube video by Mein Herz schlรคgt Schlager Marie Reim - Marilyn Monroe (Offizielles Musikvideo)

This Schlagerdiva getting me through the morning with her bop that uses Kylie Minogueโ€™s โ€˜Canโ€™t Get You Out Of My Headโ€™.

youtu.be/0CXAnY1mEQA?...

01.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Thursday

01.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 weeks and she sold already!

30.09.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bottom to bottom, what does it mean if you can only get hard when your second hole is involved?
Am I โ€ฆ. A hungry pig?

29.09.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think Iโ€™m due a little treat tonight. Because I feel like getting a bigger, thicker treat into me as well.

24.09.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends how your ass or cock are feeling after the first use I guess. Would be a pretty unremarkable orgy otherwise

24.09.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Melbourne gays. Which one should I choose? Iโ€™m down for like 2ish weeks over Christmas and new years and need sexy things to do between op shopping and staring at hot guys online.

22.09.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Let me rub you with my mouth.
And my ass.

21.09.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
Now take it off ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท

21.09.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Break me?

20.09.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy pride, Brisbane

20.09.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saturday morning shop restock done and dusted

20.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Movie and short shorts

19.09.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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