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Marsha's legacy achievement: In 2017, she was the driving force behind a Bill (one of the first Trump 1.0 signed) that gave ISPs the right to harvest and sell your browser history.

THIS is what Kegger meant by "no rules of engagement". He's the door gunner in Full Metal Jacket who's incredulously asked:

"How can you shoot women & children?"

"EASY! YOU JUST DON'T LEAD EM' SO MUCH HAHAHAHA! Ain't war hell? Hahahaha!".

Don't worry, the Iranians are keeping that iron hot.

If the US Navy doesn't already have every Iranian boat tracked, then Trump's enshitification has run deeper than feared.

It's Montana, FFS. That'll go Dem after Jesus returns and the Republicans therein finally crack open a Bible then actually read it.

Trump definition of a "scam" is a business he can't personally profit from.

JHC, only a narrowing group of Americans are still stupid enough to take Trump at his word.

If it helped Trump's cause, the GOP would not hesitate to dig up Audie Murphy and collectively unzip to piss on his corpse.

When the coin I minted for my company was eventually redeemed for beaucoup bucks, the money man noted that he paid my salary for the many years of revenue-free development time it took to finish the product. I got to keep my job for 35 more years, so there's that.

So many people behind world changing inventions failed to receive substantial compensation. The man who first vulcanized rubber, Charles Goodyear, died in poverty. The inventor of the blue diode, Shuji Nakamura, received a token. The inventor of Post Its basically just kept his job at 3M. Sad, all.

For the unwashed, can you give some examples of "deranged" takes?

Fox lied? This is my shocked face: 😐

I've been getting very low engagement recently, but that's always been the case, so I don't see any change from the norm.

I hate that show

Bold preemptive move. Always good to get ahead of things.

Oracles? Answering basic facts is a consistent problem. AI is unable to say, "I don't know", so it makes shit up. AI is the biggest misinformation engine in tech history.

Just don't ask an LLM for facts, if the results are consequential. AI hallucinates like it's tripping on Oxycodone.

A heart wrenching movie about the process is "Taking Chance" (2009) starring Kevin Bacon.

So... F*ck Europe and the Chinese (just before a summit with Xi... BRILLIANT!)

Checking the DOW... nope, she can't use 50K as a deflection next time.

No, no. It makes perfect sense. It used to be the Department of DEFENSE. Trump just used the justification for the attack as a defensive move (Iran would have had a nuke in two weeks). So the Department was preemptively renamed to provide deniability. It's Biden's fault. Don't @ me.

Portions of his last Big Mac saved for later

Iran's nuclear progress before and after Trump tore up Obama's treaty:

I know. Was joke. Like in certain parts of the South, a lawn sign for a Democrat is considered a legit target for small arms practice.

DC has no-fault divorce. Wouldn't we all love insight to their pillow talk.

She was in absolutely no danger of being prosecuted for perjury.

Processing US military dead has been the job of that base since forever. Relevant info would be whether this ad was to replace departing staff or an added position. I'm dubious this was a hint of forthcoming action because Kegger clearly failed to prepare for more obvious contingencies.

Less publicized was Trump's subsequent musing that he could just order US planes to use Spanish bases because they couldn't stop him.

One type has legally binding usage rules 🤷🏻‍♂️