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Former comedian. Current carb whore. CEO & Founder Younger Hill Property Advocates Buyers Agent, Vendor's Advocate + Your Home Property Management Breaking down the B(uy) S(ell) of Real Estate Melbourne Australia π
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The word genius is bandied about, but in this case, I'm are one. π
Who is this Bint, aside from your best option for Buyers Agent? A traveller, whippet/Iggy mom, fierce rainbow ally & Pilates swearer. Former professional comedian who loves a Sports Doco, and someone who will push a small child out of the way to get to the party pies and honey joys. Hi Fahey!
19.09.2025 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh so now you're making fun of his immensely delicate sensitivity? His unique and tender distinctiveness? His soft, fragile, easily damaged skin? That's punching down, my friend!
19.09.2025 01:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, NAB I see you can clear an outgoing payment within minutes, yet three days later, the incoming transfer sent at the same time to cover the payment is still βpending.β Convenient, considering daily interest keeps adding up β all in your favour. Smells like predatory banking.
15.09.2025 06:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vendor advocacy is the most fun you can have... with other people's money. π We advised, then project managed a minor renovation of a fabulous '70s apartment in a killer Carlton North location and bought in James Pilliner from Nelson Alexander to sell and boy did he deliver! ποΈπΎπ‘
15.09.2025 06:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! π It's baffling.
14.09.2025 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right?! Iβm convinced her hair has its own agent and negotiated a separate contract. I donβt know what conditioner sheβs using, but Iβm ready to file a Freedom of Information Act request.
14.09.2025 02:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Where am I?
04.08.2025 12:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love them! 4 pairs please!
03.08.2025 04:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BTS action with our killer team.
Prepping this stunning home for sale takes a village.
Vendor Advocacy done right.
@youngerandhill
@loudsocialau
@jelliscraiginnernorth
@davidsanguinedo
@arthur_psarras
@stylingrealestatemelbourne
Nothing beats a full-service set up.
Curated. Certitude. Captured.
23 down, 23 to go. π
I love you like butter loves crumpets!
Happy anniversary to my absolute number one. π
BS+FSY 16/06/2002
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The word genius is bandied about... π
That still doesn't rhyme... π¦πΊπ¬π§ Romancing the Groan will have to do. π
28.05.2025 00:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent initiative, really well executed. More of thui human first care, please. Reach out if you can help. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
09.05.2025 04:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I listen and there is a Pun Run, I will be back, WITH notes!
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08.05.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dammit, Janet! You glorious hurricane in heels! Someone give this woman a larger platform, a parade and possibly her own religion - stat!
www.advocate.com/news/janet-m...
First Federal (Aust) election for our eldest. Their last election resulted in Trump being elected, so they're not very optimistic. You come for the Democracy but you stay for the sossy. #auspol #labor
03.05.2025 11:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is that a glimmer of hope I see?
#auspol #labor
Hands down the funniest opening to a Comedy Festival Show I've ever seen. Bravo!! www.instagram.com/stories/kine...
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He's the best leader, no one better they say. Best.
One of my kids, years ago, complained to me that he was bored. I replied:
"Buddy, you're in a room full of toys with a television, your brother and a puppy. Outside is a big yard with more toys, and two neighbors with kids your age. If you're bored, I'm not sure I can help you any further..."
Happy Anniversary to us!
Six years agoβon International Womenβs Day and my darling Dadβs birthdayβYounger Hill + Your Home came to life. In a world where small business struggles, we are firing on all cylinders. Real estate advocacy is our fervent joy! I'm 100% grateful for this team and their love
You know, THIS!
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Disgraceful, despicable question asked by a vacuous moron in a roomful of his equals... and President Zelensky.
What a massive waste of skin this bint is. Off ya fuck, Kirralie!
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
I liked it better when Idiocracy was a movie and not a documentary...
30.01.2025 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First, Kierkegaard then Helena Christensen, now this? Denmark - bringing out the Chef's Kiss since 8th Century AD www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/bak...
29.01.2025 12:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last week was a hectic one of planning, project managing, vendor offers to consider and some fevered purchase negotiations - it didn't all go our way (because some agents are twonks π€¬) π but some face time with Your Home's own ML Zee makes it all ok again. Then, there are always more pretty houses.
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