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@carepackageisaband.bsky.social

27; he/they; Crammy award winning artist

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 28686    πŸ” 8818    πŸ’¬ 382    πŸ“Œ 414

I can do a pretty spot on impression of the French narrator from SpongeBob and it makes Abby giggle every time it’s so cute

26.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adrianne Lenker is a generational songwriter and a better guitarist then I could ever hope to be

11.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not skipping breakfast, I'm just saving room for brunch

09.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ezra klein is an articulate idiot

04.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Cascadia!

04.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that I block people who post some variant of "it won't matter because nothing matters" on sight. Not even because they're wrong, but because I find this habit of saying the most tedious and predictable thing as if that makes you an edgy truth teller incredibly grating.

29.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

10.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3483    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 12

I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes:

Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad

10.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

i think every democrat who does a cable news hit should start calling trump the pedophile president

09.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7686    πŸ” 1174    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 83

I’ll say it as many times as I have to. You’re a rescuer.

27.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A video on the hate campaign against Ms. Rachel for being pro-Palestinian children, but really a video about right-wing attacks on children's early education, but really a video about the importance of emotional literacy. Fantastic watch

26.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1967    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

I've already commented everywhere else, but just...thank you. You're a rescuer too.

26.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.

23.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3164    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 28

@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

24.08.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You also have this banger of an opening lyric, Wizard Sky

24.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Great Grandpa - Task (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GreatGrandpaVEVO Great Grandpa - Task (Official Music Video)

@aabria.bsky.social I’m sorry but this is THEE Suvi song. I mean it’s literally called β€œTask” you can’t get better than that.

youtu.be/3ii5Vj94m6g?...

24.08.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whiz is a reward, not a punishment

20.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not alone

05.06.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Manifesting

09.05.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would look so good with Gale’s Wizardly up-do

09.05.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the first American pope is an Italian shorty #Wawa

09.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness

18.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20711    πŸ” 3978    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 161

By now #survivor should have a list of everyone’s names in the voting booth. 48 seasons and people are still spelling all over the place. Just put a little scroll in there or something.

18.04.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A black mirror episode where a couple starts an OF account but it’s just them being a healthy couple and subscribers tip for compliments and like having honest conversations and shit

16.04.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your kids hate you because you couldn’t get them a switch 2 after the president you voted for ruined the entire global economy, that is squarely your fault and I’ll be their new dad.

04.04.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

1-10 how scared should I be? Already 11/10 excitement

02.04.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My head-canon is that this exists solely to counteract the deluge of "songs that would kill Prince Philip on the spot" playlists.

07.03.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as she crawled over to the seat I turned it off and said β€œanother time. Now is not the time” 10/10

28.02.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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