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my man and i just had a seafood boil so spicy bottoming tonight might feel like chernobyl

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woke up and people still dragging that lady’s unseasoned album

so tired of seeing #that lady everywhere omg

new buzzball looks so poetic under gas station lighting

tripppple platinum in my house

big day musically for insufferable people

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walked in late to work and no one noticed

work orientation and me and the ceo being the only gays

wait let me hit that -

our periods synced up omggg ❤️❤️❤️

getting a haircut today who’s on birth control 😝

wait i forgot how to spell gorjous

gay but somehow both still both mother iktr

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weird way to propose but yes

Um Hi 👋🏾

your beard looks so good!!

happy birthday stink ❤️

Lovers @ lovers point @thatonejake.online

thinking about when i found out what folsom was from a patient

just started watching big brother this season and the importance of strategy and social game seriously threw me for a loop

that big brother finale -

it’s always so fun hearing y’all’s kinks like yes!!! sniff that pit!! smell that musk!!

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the title sequence death alone

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every time you remind us ur living in japan im always surprised again like wow

alice in borderlands season 3 is now!!!!

I actually really miss playing in band

have you ever been dipped in the pearl harbor?? cause body’s tea

reject modernity !! embrace tradition!!

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bring back frotting!!!!

HEB’s clearing anyone/everyone in grocery shopping.. straight mogging those bitches