@dotkalm.bsky.social
I’m up
Just realized how much tattoos cost. Not very punk.
08.04.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the first of the month
01.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m doing Woodward this summer
27.02.2025 06:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m up
26.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marinara on my yoga clothes
24.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please tell me what a primary inbox is
16.02.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only a matter of time before I figure out who JellyRole is
06.02.2025 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Egg prices. Wow. You’d think it was tamago
06.02.2025 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truth social. More like Deez Nuts
30.01.2025 06:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m DOING my taxes
but I’m GETTING a shingle
My eBay seller rating is 🔥
11.12.2024 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone else using ChatGPT to write customer complaint emails?
04.12.2024 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the first of the month
01.12.2024 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im
Up
I’m up
25.11.2024 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gutted
24.11.2024 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up with feel-good kids movies having dumb waiters
24.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bedtime for babies
24.11.2024 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I own more vacuums than I do butter knives
23.11.2024 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Selling my kidneys on fb marketplace
23.11.2024 03:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s and bought some chili. The cashier asked if I “wanted a spoon”!! I was almost offended then realized I had my Halliburton jacket on.
22.11.2024 05:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Company is Latin for With Bread
21.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m at a point in my life where I want to start breaking into cars
20.11.2024 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m up
19.11.2024 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sitting here watching a Skyrizi commercial thinking “maybe I am an artist”
18.11.2024 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Napped
18.11.2024 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m up
15.11.2024 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
