🔞 junky

A comic illustrating first aid’s nursing blog. hey TBC (the big conversation aka robot Reddit), first aid here with another week of interfacing do’s and don’t’s! This was a rough week on the lost light. #1: DO: if you are actively interfacing, get tested regularly. rodimus stands with first aid getting scanned. first aid: it’s a virus. rodimus: oh I thought that burning feeling was just like, you know, flame powers idk. first aid: it’s not flame powers. #2: DON’T: take inspiration from organic Internet forums. swerve has his back turned to a microwave and various ingredients and looks worried, comming “hey aid, you do house calls?” below him is a screenshot of a Reddit post about a user getting their dick stuck in a tube of mini m&ms. #3: DO: remember your spark is your vital source of energy! If you’re sick, don’t involve it in interface! pipes coughs and tells a worried riptide that he wouldn’t have changed a thing. #4: DON’T: flirt with your providers, even if you’re conjunxed to them - you are not alone. first aid is shown taking notes while behind a curtain, drift and ratchet flirt. first aid: you know I have to scribe all this, right? #5: DO: transform away any extraneous or incompatible kibble before interface - 8 in 10 cybertronians have gotten stuck at least once. first aid says “hold still…” as he pries apart the wings/back kibble of an embarrassed nautica and brainstorm. first aid ends by typing: that’s all this week! as always, feel free to reply with any questions - 8 answer the ones posted with wreckers pics first. stay freaky, F.A. <3

first aid’s guide to safe interfacing aka his nursing blog, part 2 #valveplug

uuuuuuuu #valveplug

d16 surrounded by 3 cogged bots, getting plundered on both ends

dee got caught!! a late secret santa for @freakypqul.bsky.social

will someone rescue her? 🥺 or will they stay and watch 🫣😳

#valveplug #d16

RiD Sideswipe is pretty cute

kad,,, this is crazy news
ohmg

#mickey17

love when there’s a small wave of opbee posting woaw

// pee

opbee cockwarming but bee refuses to get off of op’s lap and op has to void reaaaally bad and the suction from bee’s valve is not helping it at all.

op is twitching out little splurts of his waste fluid inside and bee feels the warmth and clenches down hard, causing his frame to override-

bayverse optimus and g1 bee Wow. And bee is dom

GIVE ME 100 MORE NOWWW

THIS IS HOW BEE CAN BE A COWBOY #HOLDON #IHADNTEVENTHOUGHTOFTHAT

opbee pony play where optimus gets lead around the ark on all fours with his spike out and a tail butt plug in and when he’s bad bee gets to whack his spike w a crop until he cries

#shockblurr The Nightmare is Real.
#valveplug

commission of @freakypqul.bsky.social humping my wife
+no paul version

started in 2024, finished in 2026. here is my 50k+ #opbee NSFW g1-esque adventure in its entirety.

🐝❤️🚚

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{ #valveplug #beachop }

optimus kneeling down to sensually spike beachcomber, holding tightly onto his frame and giving him praise and thank you’s in the most earnest way he can, knowing that just a sliver of pleasure is the least that he can offer to the best of all his beloved autobots

fucking the folds in bumblebee's belly

bonus OP ruining the lingerie bc he can’t stop touching and groping Bee and rutting his dick against the lacy material, it just feels too good. Bee does things to OP’s self control i think he tears a hole in it and Bee just giggles cus this is exactly what he wanted

OP getting surprised by Bee in lingerie and he finger fucks him with it still on and eats him out while pulling the string to the side and it threatens to snap the delicate material.

once Bee is a complete drooling mess OP moves the soaked panty back into place and tells Bee tht he likes it a lot

#megabee #valveplug

everytime u tweet it’s like u ripped a thought from my brain..,

what was bro cooking 🤤

🔞Cliffjumper x Optimus prime
#valveplug

#valveplug finally got to work on some gimmicks: tfo sentinel x tentacles

hehehheh
gahh they’re so cuteee

#valveplug #beachcomber #hydrophant

implied? #valveplug
more of these two,,,, hahhhh

oneスタメガ🔞
再掲

g1 blurr with a LARGE spike complete with racing decals. he bashfully has an arm up behind his head and blushes, his dialogue reads: hahah well they say size doesn't matter its how you use it i mean i guess i agree oh i should give a demo? how fast do i--? ah there it goes i guess that answers how fast can i get hard hahah um do you think i could get some help it'll be quick--

everyone was drawing blurr and i wanted to join in [poses]
#valveplug