Remember to send your *insert parental figure* an email with 5 things that brought you joy last week. You have 48 hours to comply. (Do not comply if contacting your *insert parental figure* will cause you suffering)
24.02.2025 05:24 β
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I've been trying different apple variants lately trying to find one I like more than the others. So far it's hard to beat the ones my grocery store has labeled as "fuji"
20.02.2025 04:32 β
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
19.02.2025 20:15 β
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Every childhood requires a segfault induced tantrum.
17.02.2025 05:45 β
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RollerCoaster Tycoon (1999)
02.02.2025 14:07 β
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sorry, i only fly on planes that include wokeness and DEI
02.02.2025 07:19 β
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30M users 1B posts
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bluesky milestone
achieved this week
01.02.2025 21:56 β
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headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
30.01.2025 02:58 β
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Does youtube turn ambient mode back on for anyone else? It keeps happening and I'm not happy
30.01.2025 04:12 β
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i want a bidet so bad rn
28.01.2025 07:16 β
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it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of βvalueβ in one day lol
27.01.2025 22:29 β
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a set of noise cancelling headphones that are specifically tuned to drown out hgtv
27.01.2025 11:08 β
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
23.01.2025 13:39 β
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21.01.2025 22:16 β
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Playing Vintage Story feels like playing Minecraft did in 2011.
21.01.2025 20:25 β
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Bernie Sanders is undefeated in inauguration shade.
20.01.2025 21:10 β
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huh...
20.01.2025 22:39 β
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Earth Explodes
Earth Explodes
theonion.com/earth-e...
20.01.2025 23:00 β
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I quit facebook "for one month" over the cambridge analytica scandal. Then my life was much better without it. I've logged back in a bare handful of times since. That's almost a decade ago now.
19.01.2025 05:00 β
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A meme post about the PC Game Titanfall 2 that says: "Repost this if Trans people should get a cool giant robot friend and be able to wallrun". Giant robots in action poses and a Pilot from the game surrounding a group of happy trans people.
09.12.2024 04:59 β
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Get Glad! Now with forceflex. my brain is deep fried. I'm sorry.
19.01.2025 01:10 β
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Kogskeeto ergo sum?
18.01.2025 19:14 β
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If you have been officially diagnosed with adhd
You qualify for a free lifetime national parks pass
16.01.2025 11:07 β
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YOU ARE DISTURBINGLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO PROPAGANDA
15.01.2025 02:34 β
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quarter socks. ankle socks are too short and crew socks are too long
14.01.2025 18:33 β
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i'm on like day 600 of "i'm gonna start putting my life back together today" and then rolling back over in bed.
14.01.2025 03:49 β
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