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“If you can survive February you can survive another year” is a bar

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

FR FR At least have the decency to apologize for being a jerk even if you are doing it for shallow reasons

Luckily for me for the card to work I just need a single heads clip. Which sure a gamble but 50% of the time it lets me just win the game because I shut down energy production turn 3

Sometimes you win by pure salt

You don’t have to explain bro I get it

They interact with me! And so then I feel the need to correct them about how they think reality is suppose to work

“Oh wow Greg you’ve gotten so big since I last saw you”

“Aww thanks and you look exactly the same level as handsome as back then” I replied with venom peppered between the lines

While I don’t have resentment for a lot of people who didn’t want me before getting jacked. Man does it feel good shutting down people who were actively jerks to you before getting jacked.

Man in a double bicep pose

The cut hasn’t officially started yet but I’m already seeing more definition. I hope I can hang onto most of the size visually, but also… I’m very happy with how things are progressing.

Mamdani claims to be a bright young progressive and yet remains silent on freeing Satoru Gojo from the prison realm. Interesting

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question


McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

How the fuck am I suppose to shuffle a 100 card deck

Not me baby I can dash cancel combo so I’m getting Captain America MVP outros to play on the big screen

The way you play Captain America is you put on an anime music playlist and run around and punch support players then flee

Good morning 😁

A place where muscle gays are constantly post pump pics ? I am still just a mere cis man

There’s a lot of men following me on there recently where I’m god damn 🥵

Honestly if Hevy ever gets DMs and pic sharing my god that app is going to be so fucking horny oh my God

Oooooh pretty

idk but this country has worked pretty hard to make you feel fuckin miserable for being Latino so I’m still riding the high of one show reminding everyone that being Latine is one of the coolest things in the world

Oh noooo well sick time let’s your body heal up and get even stronger when you return 🫡

snoopy is giving a speech in front of a microphone . ALT: snoopy is giving a speech in front of a microphone .

Enough time has passed the new Jujutsu Kaisen song is a banger

Why would Xi Jinping want to terminate my ice hockey and eliminate my Stanley Cup? To what end?!
🎶 To what end?🎶

I also feel like there is something to be said about when you are feeling like the world is so hopeless and dark that just having an artist actively come out swinging for you in rejection to that evil is not nothing. If it can keep people’s hopes up even a little bit Ill take it

lol @discord.com wants us to scan our faces in the age of AI and fascist security? Girl I’ll delete that shit with zero hesitation you walk that shit back immediately

Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.

I think the funniest thing about the kid rock concert is you know at least half those viewers were bot generated

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts