Poptwat 🔥 Part-time goblin. Full-time slut.

a man in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck says maybe it 's time to get your life together Alt: a man in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck says maybe it 's time to get your life together

I spent most of this afternoon fucking with Chaturbate menu shit. Now I'm high and watching "ER" and contemplating giving myself a manicure as a reward. Or some video games. Haven't decided.

When will it be Spring? It's so cold.

I treated myself to a new Lovense toy for my birthday (a Domi2), I'll spend today constructing a thigh harness for it before Monday's stream.

A pale, long-haired cougar in a black tank top

Two weeks until my birthday.

I need a new toy.

Him: [dunking half a chicken strip into my bbq sauce] Sorry for double-dipping

Me: Honey, I've had your dick in my mouth, we're way past worrying about double dipping.

Feeling better, even though I didn't know what day it was this morning.

Makeup is on, outfit picked, and I'll be online all afternoon/evening.

Bonus: neither has been forcefully ejected from/by my body.

2½ chicken strips and 4 steak fries absolutely counts as a whole meal when you haven't eaten in 24 hours.

Ugh... I spent yesterday sick all day, so I'm forcing myself to take tonight off from streaming. Instead, I'll do nothing but hydrate and get some calories into me.

This was a hit 🍓🍰

I participate! 🏆

#alt #linkinbio #clowngirl #clown #spicysky #nsfwbsky #nsfwcreator

I have no idea wtf plague hit my house but I'm really, really fucking tired of this.

I've been out of commission for a week now, and the week before that was nearly as bad. I have a Halloween costume half finished and no content made with it.

Like 'em just a little odd?

#alt #clowngirl #spicysky #realnsfw

Do I like you? Here's how to tell!

#clowngirl #clown #alt

I've been married 20+ years now and my dad still writes out birthday/Xmas checks to either my maiden name or just my first name. Once, he wrote it out in front of me and actually asked what my last name was.

Cat1 came down with a cold on the 3rd. Husband hit with the sick 3 days later, laid up with a fever and using a disgusting amount of tissues.

Cat1 sneezed on Cat2, now Cat2 has been congested and sneezing for the weekend.

Husband passed his germs on to me. I've been sick since Saturday.

Started camming on Chaturbate a couple of weeks ago, enjoying myself, figuring shit out and trying to get into a regular routine and then

*BAM*

a plague hits the house.

An order screen for a Lovense Lush 4

Sooooooon.

A clowngirl with black hair and saggy tits gives you a beguiling look.

In a dimly lit room, a tripod sits on a pillow. It holds a phone. The screen shows a clowngirl taking a pic of the phone.

Had a lovely stream last night, doing all the things that would get me banned from my afternoon TikTok streams. We ate chicken nuggets.

My husband has that quote tattooed because Buckaroo Banzai is probably his favorite movie 😁

Enjoy the Korn show! They were fabulous when I saw them in '97!

They're fucking lint magnets. As soon as they're out of hiding, every speck of dust and strand of hair in my bedroom is stuck to it.

Anyway, you can watch me enjoy this toy at the regular places.

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A little Friday morning PSA from the smutshack.

#nsfwbsky #realnsfw #alt #spicysky #spicycreator #girlthatsnasty #nsfwpsa #bskyafterdark

Good morning, world. What kind of smut should I make today?

Want me to tell you your future?

#realnsfw #spicysky #bskyafterdark #alt #nsfwsky #linkinbio

It's sunny and slightly breezy and I think it's a perfect day to go play in the sunshine.

Let the beautiful barefoot weekend begin.

#realnsfw #spicysky #barefoot #stoner #alt #dirtyfeet #feetsky