Anya

This is why nothing compares to doing art with kids. They are unburdened by all the usual self-imposed restraints of the artistic process, and their enthusiasm is usually at 100. Plus it’s a great time to teach young girls that it’s acceptable to create grotesque things.

Oh yeah then you’re good 😂 I’m over here with the list of loved gifts and seasonal fishing charts

Let me just, tuck my 10 browser tabs of Stardew answers under my napkin real quick so you don’t see…

it’s gritney bitch

A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.

Just start depositing oddly shaped hats until they get the memo.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Find yourself a man who understands that you still exist when you leave his field of vision

this is fucking beautiful y'all

that's over $10k for emergency cash support for BIPOC trans folks in Portland plus a combined $15k+ to keep ICE-impacted Twin Cities families fed and in their homes

sometimes the world is a really good place, actually

I'm redeploying all of our brave boys to Jupiter, for the mission-critical purposes of getting more stupider

Don’t ever go to PortlandOr if you treasure your sanity

Aw where’s his mommy?

Thanks bc I’m also in Portland and whoever goes onto our (frankly awful) local Reddit once a week to post “Portland Whips” really shows the full breadth of wtf cars we have around like this one.

(Sarcasm, if not clear)

Lmao I love the casual throwaway statement that if someone does something bad to me, since I am a Jewish person, it is expected I will blame it on antisemitism. Not a baseline antisemitic statement at all.

The proof is in the pudding.

Feeling stressed and highly favored

I thought the laughs had passed but they hadn’t, and I spat my seltzer upward into my face while the can was still against my mouth. Good night America we’ll get through this.

As a puppet producer (ish) in Portland, clowning went from a neat crossover to saturating every adjacent form of odd theater and I’d like it to plz no. Might delete this, they’ll come for me.

Grond, the flaming iron wolf head battering ram from Return of the King which is also the baddest of ass.

Inside me are two wolves.
Both are Grond.

So do we all get a cut of the top democratic officials paycheck for having this figured out two+ years ago, or?

Did the state of Oregon write this?

Honestly I was just really trying for alliteration. Her essence cannot be defined

A network of artists, trans people, sex workers, and broke stoners have done more to help the people of Gaza than the entire democratic party.

New joke idea: someone confuses Hasbara with Hasbro. Will work on it.

Like when bathroom keys come with a giant ladle attached

Eh I get the gag but idk if she deserves to be thrown into this joke. Its BHM ffs

Wig Woman Wombat obv

If we’re being honest, god is probably a brassica.

I’ll ping you on Discord 😂🤣

L M A O HAHAHA
Well hey 👋