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“I wouldn't say I'm massively looking forward to it”
Translation: Since being invited I've thought of nothing except possible excuses not to go.
“What are you up to today?”
“About five chocolates a minute”
16 things British people say to let you know your plan is very bad: 1. And you’re absolutely sure you want to do this? 2. It’s up to you 3. It’s your funeral 4. Why don’t you sleep on it? 5. Yeah, good luck with that 6. I’m sure you know best 7. It wouldn’t be my choice, but what do I know? 8. That’s a bold choice 9. Remember, it was your idea 10. On your head be it 11. You’re brave 12. That’s an interesting decision 13. Don’t come crying to me afterwards 14. Are you sure you’re feeling okay? 15. Rather you than me 16. I’m sure it’ll be fine
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Email translations
“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious
“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious
“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious
“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious
“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious
“As discussed”
Translation: I’m furious