Julie The Real Jules

Here’s a thought for James Comer.

There IS a First Lady who has had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s not Hillary Clinton.

It might be worthwhile for Comer to subpoena the First Lady who actually knows Epstein.

You know, just to see what she knows.

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

My friend (& doppelgänger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Good morning, NYC!

Weather: Temps ~30°

Snow Cleared: 7,398 crosswalks. 3,366 bus stops. 1,777 hydrants.

Ferries: Staten Island on regular schedule. NYC Ferries on adjusted schedule.

Outreach: Workers out 24/7 bringing people inside.

Roads: Open, but proceed with caution.

Lol @ Epstein committing suicide when ANY NUMBER of people NEEDED him dead

Gahhhh this is amazing

Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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Man, what I wouldn't give for like 3 more seasons of The Crown 😭

I love the bass line in this song so much

For those of us who don't observe any religious rituals of any kind...we are...mystified...that pancake breakfasts are part of the christian life.

I assume that the average person attending a Pancake Breakfast at their church are slightly confused, too.

I mean obviously I kept all my cannibalism convos to in-person occasions, as one does lolol

I emailed a lot more in the 90s than i fo now, but, to my credit, I wasn't emailing about rape and cannibalism and such.

100% true. When I took up knitting again last year after almost 40 years, I figured I'd be completely starting from scratch, but when I watched the tutorial for a longtail cast-on, then, put the yarn in my fingers, the act of casting-on came completely back, immediately. TBH, I was shocked.

Ever posted, on any platform, on any topic. It's wild.

Yeah, the knitting community on IG is soooooooo helpful and uplifting and there's a million of them! I made a comment on somebody's knitting post that wasn't particularly funny, but I guess a lot of people can relate to, and I've had more engagement on that comment than anything I've ever posted.

I don't understand that either!!

You didn't misunderstand my reference; it just so happens to be weird that the one less sweet food is better than the other sweeter food. But I also get it...I prefer russet potatoes and regular bananas over sweet potatoes and plantains, too.

Taste preferences are not universal, generally speaking

white russet potato, and sweeter. Sorta like a plantain is less sweet and more fibrous than a banana.

Sweet potato pie is so similar to pumpkin pie it might as well be pumpkin pie, except for the fibrous texture, which imo is a negative.

Have you tried sweet potatoes with no sugar/cinnamon etc involved? My typical savory route is butter/salt/ground black pepper; the texture is creamier than a

Wait, what!?

But if you also like acorn squash AND sweet potatoes...now that's a real grown up.

Taylor Swift saying, "I'm okay. No really, I'm fine."

I literally just honk-laughed. Like, how is that michael flynn holy shit

Great sitting down with Brian Tyler Cohen to talk about everything from the courage we saw in Minnesota, to how Democrats can be true to our values and get stuff done, to how we’re building a community of changemakers at the Obama Foundation. youtube.com/watch?v=uI-hgSE5QIw

I think there are legitimate fears of assassination by the tr*mp admin more than death threats from maga.

Literally nothing humiliates a sociopathic narcissist

Hopefully she's paid them back for 2 [two] helicopter rides.

When we go out of town and have to stay in a hotel, we have to stop at a store for cheese. Sometimes I also get nuts.

It's certain beers for me. Imagine drinking a Guinness...*shudder*