Julie The Real Jules

Especially when I don't actually REMEMBER the crime when it happened in real time. I was living here; I watch the news every day...how'd I miss this huge of a story??? It's so disorienting.

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

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Oh, well, nice!

Those fruit bags are CUTE!

I love the geodes; I'm surprised they didn't sell!

I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.

I put a tote bag insert in it and use it as my travel project bag because it has so many spaces inside perfect for holding cakes of yarn.

And the baked potato...lmao

An amusing tw*et about Aaron Dessner

Literally my favorite twe*t after TTPD dropped

EXACTLY.

When I'm super tired I break out the Pennsylvania Dutch and mix up all my word order, saying things like, "Throw the man downstairs his hat" which is ridiculous because I did not grow up in Lancaster Co. PA.

The pool water is 92 degrees like🥵🤯😵‍💫🥴

Oh god *shudders*

Sort of. It was on re-runs by then, and saw it on my friend's TV on a sleepover. All these years later, I'm not sure which were worse, the chickens, the crabs or the wasps.

Same.

Oops, here's the pic I referred to

Trump to leave G7 early, White House says citing situation in Middle East President Donald Trump said on Monday that Iran wants to "talk" about deescalation as deadly aerial attacks between Tehran and Israel continue.

Probably the most famous Situation Room picture was this one, the night they killed Osama Bin Laden.

The association we make with it is that there's likely something serious about to happen, although with tr*mp it's hard to tell because he's such a little bitch. I assume it's related to this:

Jerry, no

EXPLANATION, ONLY REPUTATION

Thank you.

"Who's gonna trollllll you, if not me?"

The lore was that the Romulans and the Vulcans were SO emotional that the Vulcans had to use superior mind power to control themselves; something that the Romulans considered 'weak'. You prolly knew that tho.

Fellas, is it gay to thi....ya know what nm

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

phewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

I don't get why people say "ooh, *you're* easily pleased" with such derision. Being easily pleased is brilliant. Something pleasing always just round the corner. Something I quite like is on the telly? Incredible stuff. Chippy for tea? I may as well have bought a chalet in heaven.

Strongly discourage this, as you will be arrested for assaulting a law enforcement officer.

The Biebs confession re: Hailey 'never being on the cover of Vogue'.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂