Professor Plink

I've been a faithful adherent for years and never even knew it!

Religious moralists are nothing but monsters on an imagined leash.

Truer memes were never memed.

Other than a general sense of pity, I couldn't care less.

Aha...puns!

😲 NOOOO!!!! LEMME OUT!!

Epicurus may just be the earliest example of being based in recorded history.

The church has always been about maintaining patriarchal control of society, and that begins at home. So of course church will tell women to stay with abusive partners.

Theism is a mental illness. Within a few generations, it will be widely regarded as such.

Worst thing we ever came up with was gods.

Not even that is necessary to most christians. Just believe in Jesus and it literally doesn't matter what you do.

And making sure I eat meat every Friday. Sorry vegans, but there is blaspheming to do!

Holy F'n s#!t.
1. It's frightening how accurate that looks to reality.
2. Don't you dare insult Hoggle like that!

What churches are closed on Easter? Aside from the increasing number of ones closing permanently for lack of attendance.

Charge the parents with neglect causing wrongful death. If you can be sent to jail for life for not feeding your children when it leads to their death, the same should be true if you withhold preventative medical care and your child dies.

We'll care about the Dow after he, and you, are in jail.

This ones for the republican christians. Or is it christian republicans? Which one do they put first in terms of priority?

Living in a thinly veiled theocracy sucks and we want it to get better.

Too funny not to share!

Oh no, they're on to us!

Delusion, plain and simple delusion.

Weren't you the guy desperately trying to get on Epstein's island, but he kept ghosting you for being too big of a dork?

No one would ever manage to nail him to a piece of wood, that's for damn sure!

It was never about christianity or love for your fellow man or anything like that. It was always about using faith to justify their hatred.

Why would you ever choose to wait that table? Even if they were all feeling extra generous (a laughable thought), you might get a $100 tip. And you wouldn't be able to wash the moral stink off of yourself for weeks.

Religion is cancer of the mind.

Right wingers whine and moan about cutting people with political differences out of your life being immature. If she had done that she would still be alive. Cutting off MAGAts isn't just protecting your mental health. It's literally protecting your life.

And look how utterly detached and apathetic she is in that picture.

Keep saying it til they stop brainwashing children with ideology that will mentally and emotionally stunt and torment them for the rest of their lives.