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10/10 would recommend! The voice deepening was one of my favorite effects

28.09.2023 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't sing for the life of me, but post t I now can't sing but in a lower voice! And it's great!

28.09.2023 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You've heard of the cat distribution system, but have you heard of the bear allocation program?

14.09.2023 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#AddGardener

12.09.2023 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love your work, I hope you find somewhere else that is enjoyable and good for you!

30.08.2023 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that things get dirty when you just leave them alone for a while feels like a scam

30.08.2023 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So we’ve ruled out Stacey, Jane, and Mary-Jo-Lisa but I still think it would be easier if you just told me what your name is

29.08.2023 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we've seen boat vs nature and boat vs boat and I am eagerly awaiting boat vs itself and boat vs society

23.08.2023 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's BOAT TIME again my friends

23.08.2023 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually my 3rd rodeo and I still have a lot of questions about rules and regulations

19.08.2023 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"

A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"

16.08.2023 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10117    πŸ” 2897    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 33

Please stop hogging the oboros, it’s ouroboros and it’s my turn

12.08.2023 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

07.08.2023 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12632    πŸ” 3220    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 80

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