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Charlton vs Pompey abandoned after a fan taken ill in the stand. Wishing them the best and learn CPR if you haven’t already

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"I should just point out that this will be the 4th appearance since September for unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf"

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

With all the negativity going on with #Pompey presently, I (albeit rather stupidly) decided to pop back over to the fence to Elon’s hellscape app to see if there was any worthwhile blues discussion.

The first post I saw called for us to sign N’Golo Kante on loan.

That’s enough for one day.

On a scale of 1-to-Ben Thompson, how much does our midfield miss Freddie Potts?

Absolutely mate, he’s been absolutely superb since then.

For a bloke who we bought in to shoot threes, he’s staggeringly good at cutting to the basket!

As shite as #Pompey was today, at least ONE of my two teams managed to not shit the bed! PLAY THE SONG! 💙🪄

With you 100% there, Claire; last week was back to the Colby we expect.

Today on the other hand…

This narrows it down from 100% of it’s contributors to STILL 100% contributors…

😑 #Pompey

I always try to be an optimist about Pompey, but Pack & Dozzell hasn’t worked before, why would it now?

I hope to be walking out of FP this afternoon with eggs on my face.

Play up Pompey 💙

Rose throwing the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic is not a symbolic gesture of love. It's a metaphor for how old people hoard the wealth for themselves instead of letting young people have some

Funny that, eh? Maybe they could use some of those cryptocurrency donations they’ve been given?

“It wasn’t racism, it was bantz.” - Nigel Farage, 2025

I’ve always had an odd respect for Millwall fans in a way, as growing up in London it must be difficult to cultivate new fans with the other options available in the city.

But bloody hell, today’s already been a reminder how much of an odd lot they are! #Pompey

Just going to post this today for no particular reason.

Bloody hell, that’s a bit of me mush 🤩

I want to hear the crap early name(s) that Darth Sidious came up with before the agreed on the Death Star; because I’ve always imagined him thinking it’s great, and Vaneé and the rest of the Sith Eternal having to tread on eggshells to convince him to consider something else.

If this man had been called up, we’d have beaten Spain in Euro 2024. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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This belongs at the Tate Modern. A masterpiece.

Ewww. You don’t need to use AI to make fun of these cunts, they provide more than enough real stuff.

He’ll have plenty to spare time to be at his concrete allotment, then.

None more so than you are, Wes.

GB News, owned by Australians, based in the Dubai tax haven, managed by New Zealanders.

The only British bit are the fools watching.

Zack Polanski has shown why no sane person will be voting Green

Why won't someone think about the poor billionaires????

And the newspapers they own!

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I mean, we did manage to score in the second half after they had a scrap, so maybe they should try it? 😅

The right can mock my teeth all it wants – it shows the Greens have struck a nerve | Zack Polanski As a politician, I expect opposition and debate. But when it centres on personal insults, not policies, something else is going on, says the leader of the Green party, Zack Polanski

Every personal attack.

Every attempt to distract or to divide.

It energises, strengthens and empowers our movement.

Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Join us.

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I'm not willing to work with Keir Starmer...and he might not even be an MP by the next general election" says green leader Zack Polanski

Not here to be disappointed.

Not here to be concerned.

Here to replace them - and then take on Reform.

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