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A sign with information about a play, that says a gun is shown but not fired

I'm calling Chekhov

Looks boss that. 👍
Before retirement, my office was in Alty, been on that 1960s train drunk, cold and wet so many times.

Same here my dear, except the London.

Of all the ridges, I have to say Mike Oldfield’s is the hergest.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Black and white photo of a twenty something couple outside a church in 1961. He’s wearing a dark suit with a carnation. She is wearing a cap sleeved black and white dress with white gloves. The front end of his Triumph sports car is visible in the background parked on the grass.

Ten years since my dear Mum passed away aged 77.
Here she is in her early twenties, with my dad, some time around 1961, attending the wedding of my Dad’s youngest sister.

Still miss them both.

#USEmbassyUK #Bastards
How quintessentially English!😂😂🔥

Man walks past the US embassy in the UK shouting 'bastards'!

So let's hurry up and rename hotdogs, kidney beans, peanut butter, shepherd's pie, fish fingers, chocolate eggs, lady fingers, oyster mushrooms, cream crackers, etc etc!
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1. The European Parliament’s attempt to ban plant-based foods from being sold as “sausages”, “burgers” etc is a direct response to livestock industry lobbying. This is a short thread on how utterly bleeding ridiculous it is. 🧵1/6

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Strike that! Both are now full on Farage-loving Reformers.

One was telling me how inefficient the public sector NHS is. How only privatisation can save it and make it work again. Absolutely deluded!

Also loved a bar up on La Castellana, just before Cuzco. Breakfasted in there most mornings before work.
Placed my order once on the first morning and the day after, the barman shouted it back at me as I walked in.

Maybe memorable as not so many guiris north of the city.

Sounds very like the classic Madrid bar, of which there are hundreds if not thousands all over the city. Very democratic.

My favourite was in Plaza Santa Domingo. At midnight it was full of pre-clubbers, nightcappers and the bin men having their nightshift break.

A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

Very sad news. Also produced pretty much every British blues album of the sixties, including all of Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac albums and the Bluesbreakers Beano album.

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2h ago 12.32 GMT UK government charter flight will take off from Oman 'in the coming days', says home secretary A government charter flight will take off from Muscat, Oman, “in the coming days”, foreign secretary Yvette Cooper has told the Commons. Cooper said that Britain was working with airlines on increasing capacity out of Muscat, Oman to prioritise the evacuation of vulnerable British nationals. Cooper said she was in close contact with her counterparts in the Gulf countries, where 130,000 British citizens have now registered their presence in the region. “We are also working with airlines on increasing capacity out of Muscat for British nationals, with priority for vulnerable nationals,” Cooper said. “A government charter fight will fly from Muscat in the coming days, prioritising vulnerable nationals, but British nationals in Oman must wait to be contacted by the Foreign Office regarding these options.“

Will Yvette Cooper confirm that wealthy Brits who decamped to Middle East tax havens to dodge their patriotic obligation to pay their taxes won't get free flights?

a man is making a funny face with his eyes closed . ALT: a man is making a funny face with his eyes closed .

Out for a pint with *two* right wingers tomorrow.
A traditional working class Brexit Reform and a middle class true-blue Tory.

Wish me luck!

I expect trans rights, immigration and stolen elections will be discussed along with the number of brown people on telly, "the gays" and decarbonisation.

MPs’ basic salary to rise to £110,000 by end of parliament, watchdog says Ipsa cites rising abuse and constituency workloads as reasons for above-inflation increase of 5% from April

MPs’ basic salary to rise to £110,000 by end of parliament, watchdog says.

This should be accompanied by a total ban on second jobs, which in most cases is a corporate bribe. Must end all conflict of interests.

Being a MP is a full time job. MPs must act exclusively as MPs.

There were queues outside the petrol stations on the A540 on my way to Heswall yesterday.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

What’s your local shop got to do with Epstein, Andrew M-W and Trump?

Oh! Not that sort of grooming gang…

Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds & Donald O'Connor - Good Morning Listen to Good Morning on TIDAL

Good Morning.

I’m listening to my pre-1954 playlist, then heading off for a band rehearsal.

A good day.

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Reform UK in the past 48hrs.

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Gentle reminder that you don't have to fully boycott Amazon, just stop making it your default. Need socks? Lots of places sell socks. Need printer paper? Need rye flour? Many other options.

"This startup only sells through Amazon!"

Okay, buy that but don't buy the sneakers and coffee beans.