Brandon Woodworth

*laughs in Marcell Ozuna*

this sucks man

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Late spring training trade candidate if I've ever seen one

Not for nothing at this point in the game but, uh, yeah, they definitely killed that dude while he was in prison. He did not kill himself. All these emails and meetings with these influencers, they were definitely like "Oh hell naw, he he can't talk"

The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings

Democratic politicians facing frivolous criminal investigations from Trump:

Kat Abughazaleh
Elissa Slotkin
Jason Crow
Tim Walz
Jacob Frey
Letitia James
Lisa Cook
Mark Kelly
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff

I cannot stress enough that Benny Johnson is one of the guys who took Russian money as part of one of their media influence operations so destroying NATO by providing chuds the most incoherent reasoning possible is actually the point

This is a guy who has his dream job.
And there’s only one of those positions in the world.
Yet he’s still speaking out and risking reprisal.
Where are 90% of the others in entertainment, music, movies etc?

Trump survives engaging in insanity because he's Trump, his brain is mush, and his future is short. J.D. Vance, on the other hand, is a young man with zero juice. He's gonna live for decades as a pariah and a joke and I cannot wait for the long tail that will be the rest of his ignominious life.

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

Demonstrators at the January 7, 2026, evening vigil for Renee Nicole Good. A tall flag reads "Fuck ICE."

Minneapolis.

Cause of death: laughing too hard at the A's being denied trademarks for "Las Vegas Athletics" and "Vegas Athletics" by the patent office

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

DOB was an obnoxious, obtuse asshole but he was our obnoxious, obtuse asshole.

Where were you when DOB retired?

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I know a Boy Meets World reference when I see it

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way

I have zero problems with Jeff Kent being a Hall of Famer, but listening to his comments when asked about Barry Bonds is genuinely hilarious. I have no idea if Kent ever took PEDs, but I definitely wouldn't rule it out in any way based on his verbal and body language when talking about it.

Seems like a move I'd made if I thought Pierce or Kinley are moving elsewhere

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Feeling a little more confident in the "deep state killed Charlie Kirk to distract from the Epstein stuff" conspiracies after today.

If it comes to that, we call them woke and start a GoFundMe for our lawsuit that will never happen.

*in the first front office meeting, playing out like the scene from Idiocracy where he suggests watering the crops with water*

So have you guys ever thought about doing literally *anything* different with developing the pitching staff or.

I will manage on a one year deal for $500k plus rent on my Colorado condo and the lease on my Toyota Tacoma. Dick Monfort this is the best deal you're gonna get, have your people contact my people

Given the last 20 years or so of existence, their recent personnel changes, and Walt Weiss' comments about how he got his last job at his presser the other day, I feel somewhat confident in saying that I could probably just talk my way into being the manager of the Colorado Rockies in 2026.

This is the way. Seager and a RH outfield bat

Oh I know, but I'm also operating under the assumption that Grant Holmes' elbow is going to explode in the spring and Joey Wentz turns into a pumpkin. Iggy and Reynaldo obviously a big boost, but the only spot to really just spend $ to clearly upgrade is SS. And we know Alex likes to work quickly.

No reason to stack up $ on the bullpen this early in the off-season... But we're not signing Edwin Diaz, Framber Valdez, or Kyle Tucker. If a sensible corresponding move isn't made soon outside of resigning Iglesias, I'm going to have to assume negotiations with Kim went nowhere.