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Providing content and commentary about the Atlanta Braves/MLB, music, film, politics, and absurd vingettes of the human experience.

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A deadly shooting at the CDC shook its scientists. Now they want answers from RFK Jr. CDC Director Susan Monarez convened an online all-hands meeting of the agency division that focuses on vaccines, and employees called out Kennedy’s rhetoric specifically.

Exclusive: CDC Director Susan Monarez met with its vaccine-focused center to talk about yesterday’s shooting. I listened to a recording. Scientists and officials are shaken & pointing fingers at RFK Jr. Many said his vilification and misinfo turned them into targets. www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...

09.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9948    πŸ” 3698    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 232

Goodnight, sweet prince.

24.07.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AA about to send that "u up?" text

23.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

21.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9173    πŸ” 2250    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 1726

What is totally undeniable is they poured over these files with really only one thing to determine: could they release them without incriminating Trump and the answer was β€œabsolutely not.”

19.07.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1023    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

The president is suffering from a dangerous physical ailment and is showing signs of cognitive impairment, which the White House staff is minimizing. If only media figures had told us what to do in this situation.

17.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 708    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 8

-(regrettably) auction Sean Murphy to the highest bidder, reacquire TDA to backup Drake
-spend on pitching and/or trading to upgrade a middle infield position somehow

09.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting the Braves deadline and offseason before bed:

-rehab Ozuna/Iglesias as much as possible and trade them for anything at the deadline
-Snitker retire bitch, new coaching staff, Wash back at 3B
-pick up the Ozzie options with extreme caution, Sale and Johnson pick up
-non tender Kelenic ofc

09.07.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I checked out a minute ago, what the hell is a Didier Fuentes

09.07.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bring him home

Braves just need the bodies at this point

09.07.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.06.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7356    πŸ” 1812    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 56

google how do you dodge a draft send

22.06.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

18.06.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6485    πŸ” 679    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 20

this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait

18.06.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4333    πŸ” 1608    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 83

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

16.06.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4057    πŸ” 1000    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 53

Something about this feels like kayfabe. Would be delighted to be wrong.

04.06.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2766    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 38

not a single word in this post is real

04.06.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
31.05.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7720    πŸ” 1382    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 23

*walking around the red room retrograde ejaculating* that porno you like has come back in style

30.05.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I've already watched Michael Harris II bring back at least 10 balls in his career that would have landed as home runs. He's barely 24 years old.

29.05.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Atlanta Braves don't start playing good baseball soon, I will have to start mad posting on main

29.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.05.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4496    πŸ” 992    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

Tbf there are multiple solutions including motorcycles and ring worm

24.05.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

might as well grab a cops gun

23.05.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

02.03.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6098    πŸ” 1371    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 24

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY COMPUTER I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIME CULVER’S CLOSES

20.05.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibes are all that we've got, we might as well ride em

18.05.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my plan to fix the Braves:

-fire Montero into the sun. bullpen will still suck but he always has without tack. Jesse Chavez is better.

-get the best pitcher and position player on the roster back healthy

-get Snitker on the drugs they said they gave Biden before debates and find his successor

18.05.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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