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Chris the Evil Cub

@theevilcub.bsky.social

Warning: this account is horny on main, but also more than just that.

298 Followers  |  322 Following  |  149 Posts  |  Joined: 13.10.2023  |  2.4735

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"I told you not to touch my stash, boy!"

05.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this in the best way, but shit, that is a Neanderthal!

25.07.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So he's saying copyright does not apply to billionaires, just peons. This guy needs to get *redacted* and hopefully it's a long, slow journey of self-discovery.

23.07.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they're fine with the child molestation, but saying Cracker Barrel needs to be more hateful will be the final straw?

22.07.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A couple days late, but worth the wait!
The July 2025 Issue is out now!
featuring the sexy @theevilcub.bsky.social on the cover!

Get it at desertheatmag.com

Grab your lube and whatever to clean up the mess

@jetfly69.bsky.social @bysarge.bsky.social @gasqueph.bsky.social @beaumaverick.bsky.social

09.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's from a video called "Niggas Revenge". If you like watching racist white dudes get broken, they are good movies.

07.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While that is the foot in the door, once you are not a citizen by birth, ALL citizenship is solely at the discretion of the people in power. If the Taco King decides he doesn't like someone, he can just strip their citizenship and put them in a hole forever. The SCOTUS is supine.

28.06.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, perfect, 10s across the board!

28.06.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The desire to virtually enslave women is right there in the shrines of their hearts, too, of course.

27.06.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't this the guy who's been happily married to someone working her ass off to put into power the different parts of this fascist takeover since the 90s? It's hardly a shock he wants the party of enablers to continue to assist the long, slow coup.

24.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The zucced version if "I Have No Mouth Yet I Must Scream" is going to suck.

24.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It so lil Robbie can make bank. He's a lying grifter. But the unelected masters of this movement, they do want to deny Healthcare to as many as possible absolutely.

24.06.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I know a few people who might help. I am one of them.

23.05.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh noes! A fate worse than death!! Oh well πŸ˜›

20.05.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't help but feel a touch of pity for canid anthhros. Those unretractable claws must be hell on their socks!

20.05.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where have you MASTURBATED?Β Β 
My results are below on pink.

Post your results in the comments below:

1) Complete the white one below, OR
2) go online here to complete it likebottles.com/fill/25 . Share your results by copy / paste the URL in the comments below; or take a screenshot of your results

18.05.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 9
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Fill bottles: Places I've Masturbated

likebottles.com/fill/25/00ff...

19.05.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that man had a rough upbringing, I'm sure he can both throw and take a punch.

19.05.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No matter the platform I keep seeing the same hesitation. I can’t follow you, you might lead into something that’s bad. Dude, I don’t care, do what you want. You know when to say β€œNo” be a fucking adult, why the world is the way it is.

13.05.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm here for encouragement in being bad!

13.05.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A thank you to the car dealers who are 97% rabid MAGA.

13.05.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest surprise, the nips will still probably hurt more 😈

13.05.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More recent, at least 😁

30.04.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since you asked. Pre pandemic, pre beard.

30.04.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's sad but being a prick is pretty on par for most musicians and comedians with much fame. I was worried he just assaulted a woman or said something racist.

30.04.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot stuff, Pup. Love that PA, looks about the size of mine when I wear the horseshoe.

30.04.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, that will be when he declares the election was rigged

30.04.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What did I miss about Fred Armisen?

30.04.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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