Jimmy Reckon

Next time someone asks you to sum up MAGA in 30 seconds or less, show them this clip of Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books.

I think I will. Anything that might stand a vague possibility of working!

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Party Total reported Donations accepted (excl. public funds) Public funds accepted Total accepted in this quarter Alliance - Alliance Party of Northern Ireland £65,140 £20,538 £44,602 £65,140 Conservative and Unionist Party £4,216,224 £2,401,452 £1,614,729 £4,016,181 Co-operative Party £131,180 £131,180 £0 £131,180 Democratic Unionist Party - D.U.P. £104,320 £0 £104,320 £104,320 Green Party £294,069 £189,010 £98,764 £287,773 Labour Party £2,043,007 £1,943,824 £31,836 £1,975,660 Liberal Democrats £2,190,101 £1,314,139 £749,173 £2,063,312 Open Party £197,151 £155,067 £0 £155,067 People Before Profit £8,605 £0 £6,453 £6,453 Plaid Cymru - The Party of Wales £63,967 £30,000 £33,967 £63,967 Reform UK £5,473,000 £5,456,000 £0

The funding gap between Reform UK and the Greens is astounding.

New Electoral Commission stats today reveal the reportable donations in Q4 2025:

🟢 Green Party: £189,010
🟣 Reform UK: £5,456,000

Greens are bringing in barely 3.5% of Reform UK's large donations - but still polling around 20%.

Spending all day putting up flags is hard working apparently.

Does it? You learn something every day…

You used alternate pulses. Sane thing. It’s a hummus variant. Hummish.

Linen shirt. ✅

That’s brilliant.

It basically is though.

KX. Impressive venue.

Big money has bought British politics

75% of Reform’s money has come from three rich white men

democracyforsale.substack.com/p/75-of-refo...

NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company

A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.

Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.

This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

I thought it was based on a John Lennon quote.

This. If you were the right age, Oasis played in an indie club where you could barely see of stand up… bloody great times. I’m sure the punk stuff the OP likes was the same. Personally it leaves me cold. Almost certainly it depends on your age at the time.

He sounds a decent bloke, wonder what happened to him?

Everyone else is rattled.

Definitely. The knockdown to MGW proves that.

Could be worse, you could be a Forest fan. Are we all hoping it’s Spurs? We’re all hoping it’s Spurs right?

Ah, Oasis hate. So edgy. Do Coldplay next…

Such a tired trope from right wingers. They do it in the UK too. God it’s boring.

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

He who smelt it…

The Wire is a strange one. Season 1 is decent, Season 2 is the one everyone says you have to put up with until it gets good again. I did not put up with it.

Are you talking about Breaking Bad?

The Brexit tendency seem to be absolutely losing their minds over the government's refusal to get bullied by America into an illegal war.

Quite something from the people who wanted "independence" and to "take back control."

Forest fan here. A bit more used to this kind of thing, but it doesn’t get any easier… Gonna be a looong 10 games…

That’s why he’s called 50p head. I was more amazed that Anderson actually hit the target.

Yeah I’m happy to be proven wrong. I switched the telly off and things improved. I also didn’t watch the Liverpool 3-0 game. So now I have banned myself from watching Forest on TV.

We’re down. #nffc