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@glan9.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | Zelda speedrunner πŸ—‘οΈ | Enjoyer of DKC, TTYD, Splatoon, MtG, and more twitch.tv/glan

206 Followers  |  115 Following  |  322 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  1.8895

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unable to handle the raw power of luigi

31.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Any% in 2:15:01 by SwayNC

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Any% in 2:15:01 by SwayNC

31.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dracula on a cliff edge saying "man"

Dracula on a cliff edge saying "man"

28.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5061    πŸ” 1875    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 38
PB screenshot of Four Swords Adventures with a final time of 2:14:26, an improvement by 3 minutes and 16 seconds

PB screenshot of Four Swords Adventures with a final time of 2:14:26, an improvement by 3 minutes and 16 seconds

we're so in there!! didn't really expect to get this so soon so uh.. I guess I'm gonna keep grinding for a little while, I think sub 2:10 is still too far off for me though. Having fun πŸ™‚

25.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could do without this one...

22.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we really gotta bring back 3D Maze

22.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO LIVE THERE DAMB LIFE BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CAR TO DO HALF OF DA SHIT IN THE CAR!!! AND IT AINT A NICE COMPUTER ITS LIKE TRYING TO USE YOUR NEPHEWS ANDOID TABLET!!! LAGGY AS HELL AND NONE OF THE MENUS WORK RIGHT!!!!!! DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - NEW ONE TODAY I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY BED ETHIER YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE, THEY MADE A SMART BED , WELL THE THINGS SENDING YOUR SEX DATA TO THE STARTUP IF YOUR ASKIN ME THATS THE MOST OBVIOUS CONCLUSION , AND WHO SUBSCRIBES TO BED, ITS BAD ENOUGH YA GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR A MATTRESS , LIFE IN 2025 MEANS YOU MUST PAY TO SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN TRYEN TO LIVE THERE DAMB LIFE BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CAR TO DO HALF OF DA SHIT IN THE CAR!!! AND IT AINT A NICE COMPUTER ITS LIKE TRYING TO USE YOUR NEPHEWS ANDOID TABLET!!! LAGGY AS HELL AND NONE OF THE MENUS WORK RIGHT!!!!!! DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - NEW ONE TODAY I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY BED ETHIER YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE, THEY MADE A SMART BED , WELL THE THINGS SENDING YOUR SEX DATA TO THE STARTUP IF YOUR ASKIN ME THATS THE MOST OBVIOUS CONCLUSION , AND WHO SUBSCRIBES TO BED, ITS BAD ENOUGH YA GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR A MATTRESS , LIFE IN 2025 MEANS YOU MUST PAY TO SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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- dashare.zone ADMIN

21.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 17
Brian surfing on a bottle of 7up the uncola with cool spot

Brian surfing on a bottle of 7up the uncola with cool spot

21.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

He knows too much

21.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sub 2:20! Feels good to break the barrier finally. Will push more for sub 2:15 at least

21.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2094    πŸ” 920    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
The meme is a text exchange with one person saying"I saw this and it made me think of us"
There isn't a picture of an animated Sonic wedding scene"

The second person says "sigh"

First person "is that a dreamy sigh?"

Second person "you know it's not"

The meme is a text exchange with one person saying"I saw this and it made me think of us" There isn't a picture of an animated Sonic wedding scene" The second person says "sigh" First person "is that a dreamy sigh?" Second person "you know it's not"

18.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9
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#Zelda
μ‹ νŠΈν¬2

15.10.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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another pb. lost 5 minutes in world 5. still more work to do.

Got some good practice in too though, I feel big things are coming

18.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even remember the last time I paid a monkey to go in there πŸ€”

17.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need an ALBW rerelease yesterday

17.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you've ever wanted to know @glubbers.bsky.social favorite echo (aside from πŸ›Œ) or a recommendation from @glan9.bsky.social for getting started in ALttP speedrunning, catch up with our SpeedDocsAThon 2025 interviews: www.zeldadungeon.net/runners/2025...

16.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bit of a bigger PB this time! Kind of frustrating run though, still over 10 minutes off sum of best. Still a lot of work to do to get my consistency back

16.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the much-anticipated game "64"

14.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
A SKLETTON SCREAMIN MAYBE THEY WOULDENT HAVE TO SCREAM IF TALKING WORKED MAYBE IF JUST DOIN YOUR THING WORKED NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH , MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARENT INAPPROPRITE MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARE NORMAL FOR A SITUATION WHERE AN ETERNAL SPIRIT HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED INTO A HOMINID APE BODY THAT IS CURSED TO USE TOOL'S!!!! ON A BEAUTIFUL FOREST RAINBOW PLANET BUT THE ONLY PART YOUR ALLOWED TO GO IN IS THE CONCRETE PLACE WITH SHITTY BUILDINGS THATS YOUR HOME AND WORK!!! AT NIGHT YOU CANT SEE THE STARS BECUASE EVERY ONE LEAVES THE LIGHTS ON TELL ME THIS IS NOT DONE ON PURPOSE,,,,, DA TEXT "I DONT HAVE ATTITUTE PROBLEM I HAVE ANXIETY AND A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE OF FROG FACTS AND ATHLETES FOOT " FROGS DONT HAVE RIBS THATS WHY THEY SHIT SO BIG I BET IT FEELS INSANE TO TAKE A SHIT THATS 1/3 OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT IMAGINE CRAPPEN OUT 50 OR 100 POUND'S AT A TIME I WISH I COULD DO IT I WISH I WAS A FROG CREEEK CREEEEEEK REEEEEEEK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETTON SCREAMIN MAYBE THEY WOULDENT HAVE TO SCREAM IF TALKING WORKED MAYBE IF JUST DOIN YOUR THING WORKED NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH , MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARENT INAPPROPRITE MAYBE THERE REACTIONS ARE NORMAL FOR A SITUATION WHERE AN ETERNAL SPIRIT HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED INTO A HOMINID APE BODY THAT IS CURSED TO USE TOOL'S!!!! ON A BEAUTIFUL FOREST RAINBOW PLANET BUT THE ONLY PART YOUR ALLOWED TO GO IN IS THE CONCRETE PLACE WITH SHITTY BUILDINGS THATS YOUR HOME AND WORK!!! AT NIGHT YOU CANT SEE THE STARS BECUASE EVERY ONE LEAVES THE LIGHTS ON TELL ME THIS IS NOT DONE ON PURPOSE,,,,, DA TEXT "I DONT HAVE ATTITUTE PROBLEM I HAVE ANXIETY AND A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE OF FROG FACTS AND ATHLETES FOOT " FROGS DONT HAVE RIBS THATS WHY THEY SHIT SO BIG I BET IT FEELS INSANE TO TAKE A SHIT THATS 1/3 OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT IMAGINE CRAPPEN OUT 50 OR 100 POUND'S AT A TIME I WISH I COULD DO IT I WISH I WAS A FROG CREEEK CREEEEEEK REEEEEEEK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ATTATUDE - dashare.zone ADMIN

11.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
It's Brian with a word bubble that says 

I want more seven out of 10 games with whatever graphics and weird ideas made by cool people that don't use ai and I'm not kidding

It's Brian with a word bubble that says I want more seven out of 10 games with whatever graphics and weird ideas made by cool people that don't use ai and I'm not kidding

11.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2615    πŸ” 906    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 25

hbd gamer liam ily

11.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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derusting fsa, meme pb, but honestly i shouldn't have gotten a pb yet anyway so W i guess. need to do some big prac still

11.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea i had thought so too until i tried once upon a time

09.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been doing some tweaks to the apworld for oracle of ages recently and it feels pretty cool to see stuff come together. Ages has also been surprisingly fun as a rando, I honestly thought it would be terrible lmao

08.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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