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A rather ticked-off Mickey Mouse looking at the audience asks: "Why does everyone always act like *I* do this stuff? *I'M* not the C.E.O.!"

Why do we always use Mickey to depict the entirety of Disney and their evils when it's the real humans in charge of it ruining everything? Sure, he's the mascot and easier to draw than Bob Iger, but do you really think he'd approve of the lowdown stuff going on right now?

“...What’s wrong with Zootopia 2?”

@disneysmouse.bsky.social

"...After all the lunatic and psychotic versions of this guy, I'm glad there's at least one that's genuinely a stand-up fella!"

“I’d wish I was wrong too, but after seeing Zootopia 2 being successful?”

but the AI-generated content announced...”

“I won’t deny Oswald's been having a rough time of recognition way back, but this is due to Universal being interested in my father's work in the past until 2006.

Though Oswald’s getting a new series on the Disney+ streaming service, which is nice considering he hasn’t gotten anything new, -

“The Owl House died peacefully so Hexed could trip and fall.”

“...You make it sound like it's favoritism...”

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“Oh hey, another Bill Cipher... I’m starting to lost count-”

“I can already hear the Owl House fan base mad from a faraway distance.”

“The new movie Hexed...”

“I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?!”

“Me neither... That is, if other people read the comics of the symbiote origins...

So far, there isn’t a single symbiote near the Dark Fountain.”

“It wouldn't surprise me if one appeared in the Daily Bugle...”

“Depends on which location they spawned. X-Mansion, Avengers Tower...”

“Thanks. That and they’re spawning Dark Fountains in the Marvel Universe.”

“Nah, I’m good. It’s you who should eat it.”

“Another me showed up born out of Disney’s greed spawn.

Do you still have the credit cards?”

“Don’t worry. As Aqua used to say... ‘I got this.’ The other me is just on par with Disney in terms of badness.”

“A god of owning everything, or a god of being trapped of sharing the fate as a silly little guy? You can’t choose both.”

“ONLY IN YOUR DEMENTED MIND. BOTH YOU AND DISNEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY BAD, AND IT SHOWS. WHAT, DID YOUR MINNIE BETRAY YOU FOR MORTIMER AFTER WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!”

“Not for me. I use the money for my OWN living. Do you really think this is what Walt would’ve wanted?!”

“At least it’s better than being born out of Disney’s greedspawn.”

“Get a load of this fella.

He’s actually one himself when I have nothing to do with it.”

“Oh god, no. Not another me ruining my image as a silly little guy.”

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"NOW DO ME A FAVOR GO FUCK YOURSELF... HA HA!"

Mickey has come to own you all.

“I hate to say it, but you’re owned by Hasbro.

Which is bad news.”

“...Didn’t they threw your IP out in favor of Marvel?”