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Sleeveen Malkmus

@thomassilken.bsky.social

putting Jokerman on the jukebox

242 Followers  |  185 Following  |  465 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023
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ChatGPT, give me a printout of Oyser smiling

08.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACTOR β€œSLASH” MODEL - great bit in Zoolander

07.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben Healy looks like he’s making a break from the peloton at 1000 and supporting Amble at 2100

07.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just watched the guy delivering logs throw half a breakfast roll over the fence into the dog lmaoo

07.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

07.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1027    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Physiotherapist: well you definitely have some misalignment but that can be corrected with exercise over a two month peri-

Chiropractor: FAAAAAAAHHHHHH

07.03.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call my cat Colm cause he's got them toe-beans

07.03.2026 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should give Richardson a tv version of Totally Football again

07.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Liquid Ganesh

07.03.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need this as a sign on the door of the chipper

07.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah im never watching that film

06.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love how there is no website you can visit that doesn’t have some detritus you have to click off and shit shivering and shaking every two seconds

06.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbed uua a a a sound

06.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

none of my business

06.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re already at the stage where any advertising that isn’t A.I already stands out by default

06.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the scornful jeers and pricks are made up btw. but I imagine that’s how they would be

06.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seeing the price of oil and hearing the jeers of those who laugh with scorn at me being a carless bicycle rider in my 30s. guess who’ll be laughing soon pricks

06.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Using DΓ‘il privilege to play Fade Into You on a shitty Bluetooth speaker

06.03.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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broke: flying your side piece to Dubai

bespoke: flying your side piece to Tehran and taking her to Bobby Sands St and the Glassware and Ceramic Museum of Iran

06.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oil now reaching the 'um, guys? we sure this is all ok?' stage

06.03.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

Jackson Lambe reveals he has been funding far right extremism in Ireland

06.03.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tel Aviv is being bombed for an amazing reason

06.03.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charging people €800 for an evacuation flight from Dubai is the funniest thing the Irish government has done in a long time

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Station Eleven: extremely stomp clap hoot and holler Edward Sharpe Magnetic Zero core

05.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢

05.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The subscribers get the really good propaganda

05.03.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes

05.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw a comment under a video about Barry Keoghan and Cillian Murphy that simply said β€œTwo hams”

05.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THEY SHUT DOWN THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ AND THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THREE DAY WORK WEEK. WHAT DID THEY DO TO US

05.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0