Pork Elizabeth Pie

"Lefties crying coz of England flags painting on roundabouts lol lmao" from the people who have spent the past decade crying coz they saw some rainbow flags.

I have the worlds biggest headache

merry christmas

a Christmas beauty

The Sabrina Carpenter of Drag (maybe idk 🤷‍♀️)

one day a year Spotify calls me a 🚬

did a gig where a brawl broke out, outside, someone was taken out to an ambulance by wheelchair and the smell of piss nearly knocked me over.

how was your Sunday?

me

this is me and best friend

we literally had a friend round and once we got into a conversation we completely forgot about our guest and LEFT THE ROOM TALKING STILL

i appreciate #fcf but only if it’s an unusual pose/angle

as is your RIGHT!! 🥰

blessing Blue Sky, and you, on this day, with some B*stard Drag

Mary Mac’s Reviews strike again!

i MUST get tickets!

this song has had its foot on my neck for the past three days

all the FWB’s are either m.i.a or have new relationships.

nothing interesting or funny to say today kids

i hope they’re friends

proof that I can do half-decent makeup

i’m sick down boots, but the show must go on

if you’re out in Birmingham, come see me

with time to spare

so far in my D&D campaign I e changed outfits three times and turned a bat into a dragon 🥰

nothing’s gone up the canal dear

on cruise ships only!!!

and i for one, shit.

I mean Miss Fox is the moment…before Miss Primarina came along

now which one ignited the furry love

i’m a water type girly, sorry.

(circled ones are from replays/nuzlockes)

all i know is beauty