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I can’t help but feel like the air traffic control issues we’re facing wouldn’t be as big of an issue if we’d actually ever invested in high speed rail infrastructure in this country

Goblin Cleanup is fantastic, cozy co-op games with @lyssasauruss.bsky.social are always my favorite nights 😍

So many people mad about people using SNAP/EBT to buy fun foods their kids will actually eat, yet no outrage toward every soldier I knew in the Army spending their entire clothing allowance on booze

We were sending Anthropologie rock tiktoks back and forth to each other constantly and I was so excited when I realized I could get her her very own Anthropologie rock 😂😍

The best part is it flashbanging your friends if you die while stacked doing DPS

a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog . ALT: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

Everyone better wish @lyssasauruss.bsky.social a happy spooky birthday 😤

Sometimes I’ll randomly remember that my ETS date was August 18, 2016, and my eligibility date for my Senior EOD badge was August 20, 2016, and my commander wouldn’t sign the waiver to give it to me TWO DAYS EARLY

There are a lot of things I think Destiny Rising does better than Destiny 2, and I have my disappointments with D2 more recently, but I still think in the overall experience, D2 is a much better game.

Rising is just so much fun because it's something new, which we've desperately needed.

But like also I got a peripheral idea that would actually be incredibly creative and accessible I think to most people and I genuinely hope it's something I can figure out how to pull off at some point 😂

I always hear people talk about feature creep later in a game's development but I have a game idea I wanna work on as a solo project and through the outlining process I keep coming up with feature ideas that will take me a minimum of 2-3 months to even figure out how to implement 😂

Fuck that hurts 😂

Any time I have to watch a scene of someone defusing an IED in a tv show or movie I imagine it’s what it must be like for doctors and nurses to watch medical dramas

Palia is a very low stakes, collect & craft MMO, and somehow @lyssasauruss.bsky.social and I both still manage to suck at it sometimes 😂

A few months ago my car was having some acceleration issues. Mechanic told me I need to drive it more often after they cleared out some carbon buildup.

So I started doing DoorDash. Today, my first order was delivering car parts to my mechanic. Full circle moment 😂

Urban Dictionary entry reading: Mosquito tweeter A penis. More like a small penis. “You know you’re funkier than a mosquito tweeter.” By unanimous person May 14, 2008

Apparently not alone in this experience (I imagine it’s an offshoot of slang like peter)

It’s made even funnier by the fact that my mother referred to penises as “tweeters” when my brother and I were kids

My entire UI in WoW is handled by weakauras and elvui, I don’t have a single default component on my screen and haven’t for years. This is something I’ve always praised WoW for in allowing me to make my UI exactly how I want it

With both addons dead in the water, idk what I’m gonna do

It’s wild that there are apparently dudes who crash out if their significant other is better than them at a video game

I think it’s so fucking hot if @lyssasauruss.bsky.social kicks my ass in any game, like hell yeah I’m gonna be excited when she’s doing a great job?

Just wild

Flashback to back when Pokemon was released in 3-episode VHS tapes

I think one of the best signs my cat was raised around dogs is the fact that he wags his tail when he’s happy

Nearly got mine to my personal "endpoint" of over 70k 😅 She's so much fun to play!

Connections where there are more than 4 terms that fit one of the subjects should be illegal

Image of the End of the Line Linear Fusion Rifle in Destiny Rising. It has the perks Fraternity and Searing Mark, and 3 fully upgraded exotic mods equipped.

It took like 2 and a half weeks of effort but I finally fully masterworked my first mythic weapon in Destiny Rising

It's crazy how good it feels to be able to invest in building your weapons up again, feel like main Destiny has been missing that for a while

Like leveling exotics in this game? 😰

Chad Powers was such a sleeper show to come out of nowhere, but as someone who grew up a fan of the Ducks and am thus all too familiar with great seasons crashing and burning, it's been such a damn good watch

Danny Ocean be like

Exactly, give me the fantasy of abundance and easy enterprise

a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no . ALT: a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no .

“They’re gonna be firing artillery rounds over the interstate”

*flashbacks to spring cleaning the artillery ranges and seeing the range of stupidity in the undetonated rounds*

It took me like an hour of troubleshooting to get my 3DS capture card working again for this shitpost, y'all better appreciate it

Man it's crazy how different Pokemon Legends Z-A looks on the original Switch compared to all the Switch 2 footage I'm seeing :/

No shinies found yet, but fingers crossed! 🤞