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Thank you!

19.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is my BlueSky saying โ€œinvalid handleโ€?

19.02.2026 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, for one, cannot wait to finish 2nd to City again.

27.12.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want us to win the League; why must we constantly do this & give me heart palpitations? Can we just be fucking comfortable for once?

18.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s never offside.

18.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My left SI joint is playing up again & I tell you what, I donโ€™t half miss being able to bend without having a shooting pain across my lower back.

Iโ€™m not even old ffs.

15.02.2026 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Super Sunday.

08.02.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love it

07.02.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

A game where Zubi & Gyรถk scored, AND Zubi did Merinoโ€™s cele?
I might just call it quits here. Doesnโ€™t get better than that.

07.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 goals from open play, how dare we

07.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

03.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1270    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

THINGS YOU LOVE TO SEE:
KAI HAVERTZ SCORING AGAINST CHELSEA.

03.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

XG of this game is negligible but Arsenal are ahead. According to Neville, Arsenal are unsure of themselves because they're a goal up and Chelsea have done well to do nothing about closing the scoreline.

Superb punditry. Well worth the money.

03.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a tedious half of football.

03.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell, Redknapp *and* Merson?! I donโ€™t deserve this kind of punishment.

03.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up thinking about the Domesday Book again.

03.02.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate this planet.

01.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignore that.

28.01.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gyรถkeres scored in the 2nd min for Arsenal.
Sancet scored in the 3rd minute for Athletic.

Hallelujah!

28.01.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to take my leggings off without my socks also coming off is my Everest.

27.01.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so fucking _sad_, man. The world is bad enough and then you add to it by being stuck in January.

20.01.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your terrible wages - billionaires
Unaffordable housing - billionaires
No Healthcare - billionaires
Unaffordable Energy - billionaires

People who will save your life or look after you in a care home - immigrants

16.01.2026 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 387    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€˜Defecting to the reform partyโ€™ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.

โ€œIโ€™d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform partyโ€

15.01.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

@benpartridge.bsky.social Ben, how was the lasagne?

15.01.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would die for Martรญn Zubimendi.

30.12.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A goal and an assist for Viktor Gyokeres. Big night for him.

14.01.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it possible to turn off other peopleโ€™s reposts on IG?

12.01.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Athleticโ€™s season is agonisingly bad, but having to travel to Saudi to get slapped 4-0 before halftime is a new level of embarrassment.

07.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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