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Think it might have been the old Edinburgh Evening News comments section.

Nearly launched my dug into the ceiling when that goal went in

Was not ready for the emotional breakdown my 6 year old had at the end of Lego Voyagers @annapurna.com

Alien Earth is fucking lightyears better than anything released related to that "universe" in the last 30 odd years

That new Blessthefall album is deeeeelicious

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

My wife's at Chapel Roan tonight and I cannot tell you how much joy I've given myself singing "Pink Boabby Club" at her the last fortnight

My bairn (aged 6) proudly told me on Friday after school that his class have a laptop that they get to use and then asked if I had laptop when I was at school.

A fucking laptop?! In a Fife primary school?! In 1990?!

We had this beast and if we were lucky you got a wee game of Chuckie Egg

Very confident of landing the Hearts content creator gig

Liam healing a leper before Wonderwall was he?

I'm not saying that Oasis won't have been a great gig, or the best gig you might have been to but I've seen a lot of "it was biblical" chat floating about and I can't for the life of me remember the passage in the bible where some cunt was in a bucket hat

Get some more records up buddy and I'll take a few off you

I wonder if that lassie has put out her annual Fringe tweet of her greeting because no one came to her show

Frank the boy

I've had to put Shed Seven on as a palate cleanser from that arse flavoured sorbet that was seeing 3 minutes of Rod Stewart

Rod Stewart dressed like the captain of a cruise ship where everyone has an STD #glastonbury

My dog barked and farted at the same time this morning. He "barted"

Dad's up and down the country watching Gladiator's

Hangovers in your 40s

Boy in front of me at the Co-Op bought 40 cigarettes and a packet of grapes. What a night he's going to have.

The worst part of this Hearts game has been my mate telling me he's drinking BrewDog in his house.

Finally got round to watching The Substance & it was brilliant. Completely fucking bonkers but brilliant.

I watched Love Lies Bleeding last night, and while it's a very good movie you could have easily trimmed 10 minutes off the run time if you took out the frankly insane amount of fanny blasting going on in the opening act.

It must be a fucking shanner of a win bonus if this is how they're trying to get it 😅

Going to need to revisit this on a bi-weekly basis at this rate.

A real concern to have not seen that out with about 3 minutes to go.

I can't get on board with the "give him a window" patter because I'm not seeing the signs that he'll turn it around with a few exotic names in the squad.

VAR doing me a solid there

I love Liam Boyce

Can't wait for 90 minutes of Liam Boyce to be the thing that tips this hangover into suicide territory

Me heading out on the drink / me getting home from the drink