me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes
07.10.2025 02:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@valerlance.bsky.social
lvl 27 wannabe games journalist in nyc (she/her)
me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes
07.10.2025 02:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my phone goes black and white at night so I'm less tempted to fuck around on it, but when I'm reading manga late at night it's all b&w anyway so >:)
08.09.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's pajama pants weather >:)
22.08.2025 00:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In cosplay at a con. Vascilating between "I love cons" and "I hate cons" and "I love cosplay" and "I hate cosplay" SO RAPIDLY! Somehow, I missed this :P
17.08.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nothing I love more than trying to post things or send messages while underground and having them completely consumed by the ny subway system
13.08.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fatal Frame II scared me worse than any game has in years and it is ONLY (I think) because I cannot aim for shit on controller and that made the ghosts So Scary Dangerous
11.08.2025 02:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0headache of monumental proportions. cause?: idk me something i did probly
23.07.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
29.11.2024 20:24 โ ๐ 1884 ๐ 621 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 30It's so good and easy to make T_T imagine if Gatorade was less sweet and a little more tart it is AWESOME
18.07.2025 12:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the problem with making bomb-ass pickle lemonade once is now. i want it all the time for every beverage with every snack and or meal
18.07.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hot pot.................................
02.07.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0My tiktok acount still says I'm 23!!????
03.07.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A slapdash drawing hastily done with one finger in a phone notes app. A vague shape of a guy has a filled plastic to-go iced drink attached to a backback strap with what looks to be the same material. An arrow indicates the drink.
I once saw a guy in an elevator who somehow attached a full iced drink to his backpack strap. like this! it was amazing! out of this world innovation!
03.07.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Posts like this are how you can tell I've returned to an old favorite lmao
28.06.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Once again, I am angrily declaring my love for objectively poorly-written female characters because it isn't their fault some men can't write any experiences but their own >:/
28.06.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I just don't want to spend the first hour after spending a movie explaining/defending it to my mom while I'm still frigging processing it myself. You watched it too!!
19.06.2025 03:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0pouring one out for all the commuters I see who have an open book on their lap, but are nonetheless ensorcelled by their phones. I feel you -- good try
17.06.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0soberly editing all but one exclamation point ! and one smiley face :) out of my emails cause I'm a font of professionalism
11.06.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Paying for school with medical studies. Must say, I WAY prefer my friends going "๐คฉ omg are you gonna get super powers!??" to the ones telling me it's dangerous and I'm going to die of weird experimental meds.
10.06.2025 00:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dangerous for me to walk into a comic shop. What if I see a good Dan Mora comic and it tricks me into buying an issue I don't want?
20.05.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.
bunny
19.04.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 17986 ๐ 4603 ๐ฌ 213 ๐ 87It was write emails or go to bed early and there is not one universe where I'd ever have picked emails
06.04.2025 02:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โJustโ friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesnโt run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesnโt have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.
04.04.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 353 ๐ 160 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 8Did Sephiroth do this? It's a shopping cart On top of a fence post I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this
29.03.2025 00:18 โ ๐ 10181 ๐ 3124 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 30thinking about him again
27.03.2025 03:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0eggsauceted (eh?)
25.03.2025 05:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it was just the human xp :> we good :>
25.03.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0teaching my cats to play nice:
25.03.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hissing is not like kissing
25.03.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1hissing is not like kissing
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