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lvl 27 wannabe games journalist in nyc (she/her)

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me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes

07.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my phone goes black and white at night so I'm less tempted to fuck around on it, but when I'm reading manga late at night it's all b&w anyway so >:)

08.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's pajama pants weather >:)

22.08.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In cosplay at a con. Vascilating between "I love cons" and "I hate cons" and "I love cosplay" and "I hate cosplay" SO RAPIDLY! Somehow, I missed this :P

17.08.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing I love more than trying to post things or send messages while underground and having them completely consumed by the ny subway system

13.08.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fatal Frame II scared me worse than any game has in years and it is ONLY (I think) because I cannot aim for shit on controller and that made the ghosts So Scary Dangerous

11.08.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

headache of monumental proportions. cause?: idk me something i did probly

23.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny

29.11.2024 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1884    ๐Ÿ” 621    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

It's so good and easy to make T_T imagine if Gatorade was less sweet and a little more tart it is AWESOME

18.07.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the problem with making bomb-ass pickle lemonade once is now. i want it all the time for every beverage with every snack and or meal

18.07.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hot pot.................................

02.07.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tiktok acount still says I'm 23!!????

03.07.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A slapdash drawing hastily done with one finger in a phone notes app. A vague shape of a guy has a filled plastic to-go iced drink attached to a backback strap with what looks to be the same material. An arrow indicates the drink.

A slapdash drawing hastily done with one finger in a phone notes app. A vague shape of a guy has a filled plastic to-go iced drink attached to a backback strap with what looks to be the same material. An arrow indicates the drink.

I once saw a guy in an elevator who somehow attached a full iced drink to his backpack strap. like this! it was amazing! out of this world innovation!

03.07.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posts like this are how you can tell I've returned to an old favorite lmao

28.06.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again, I am angrily declaring my love for objectively poorly-written female characters because it isn't their fault some men can't write any experiences but their own >:/

28.06.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just don't want to spend the first hour after spending a movie explaining/defending it to my mom while I'm still frigging processing it myself. You watched it too!!

19.06.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pouring one out for all the commuters I see who have an open book on their lap, but are nonetheless ensorcelled by their phones. I feel you -- good try

17.06.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soberly editing all but one exclamation point ! and one smiley face :) out of my emails cause I'm a font of professionalism

11.06.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paying for school with medical studies. Must say, I WAY prefer my friends going "๐Ÿคฉ omg are you gonna get super powers!??" to the ones telling me it's dangerous and I'm going to die of weird experimental meds.

10.06.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dangerous for me to walk into a comic shop. What if I see a good Dan Mora comic and it tricks me into buying an issue I don't want?

20.05.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

bunny

19.04.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17986    ๐Ÿ” 4603    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

It was write emails or go to bed early and there is not one universe where I'd ever have picked emails

06.04.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œJustโ€ friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesnโ€™t run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesnโ€™t have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.

04.04.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Did Sephiroth do this?
It's a shopping cart
On top of a fence post
I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this

Did Sephiroth do this? It's a shopping cart On top of a fence post I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this

29.03.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10181    ๐Ÿ” 3124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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thinking about him again

27.03.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eggsauceted (eh?)

25.03.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was just the human xp :> we good :>

25.03.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

teaching my cats to play nice:

25.03.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hissing is not like kissing

25.03.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hissing is not like kissing

25.03.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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