kobold posting

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If you ask a decent chunk of my kobolds what their gender is they’ll just say “im kobold” and give you a big dumb smile

…I’ve settled on they/them for now and they haven’t corrected it.

A kobold sitting on a mossy rock shaped like an armchair with their arms up. Absolute Yip.

Absolute Yip.

Low cortisol skink (lying I have a thesis to work on)

my main ko is to bold up, and then act like i don’t know nobody

where am i

🐝
🦎

wheeee :}

no. [kicks you]

The kobold has been neutralized. Please disregard.

Kobold that, instead of yipping, makes those hotel reception bell noises.

Reference sheet for my kobold Lohtu. Text reads: Lohtu - Silver kobold - Grave domain cleric - She/they -Slightly fluffy -purple eyes -permanent eyebags - 4 fingers and 4 toes -corkscrew shaped horns -extra small, 2ft/60cm -tail long and slim -likes to hold her tail Accessories -panflute, bone, pipes two rows of 6 -usually hanging on her neck, under her tabard -tabard, just two purple rectangles, held up by two bone buttons, simple leather strap on waist can change her clothes if needed.

Can't forget the pocket-healer, Lohtu!

#kobold
#oc:Lohtu

HEHEHEHEE WHEEEE

A 2 panel comic. Panel 1: A person resembling Guy Fieri is speaking to the camera. He says "So, we're here with the head chef, and we want to get her secret recipe! What's the big thing here?" Panel 2: A microphone is held up to a lime green kobold wearing a chef's hat. She says: "Rock good moss rock moss rock bug on stick good. Good food rock good moss."

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄

A while ago, @mithos343.bsky.social came up with a funny scenario where a kobold who runs a diner is interviewed by a Guy Fieri style food show host, and I wanted to draw it. 😄

Saturdays are for napping

despair

Yip

you can take kobolds to the kobold center to heal them between battles

My copper kobold sorcerer/bard Atsu feeding tiny pancakes for a tiny, happy copper dragon hatchling she named Vaski. (Old finnish word for copper which felt appropriate, given that Atsu is short for finnish word for azurite, that is a copper mineral.) (Her dragon spouse sure will be surprised when they come back home!)

Sometimes the DM's dice land so that your copper kobold finds a copper baby dragon and whoops now they're a mom with the power of tiny pancakes!
(Because of course you make your tiny baby some tiny baby sized pancakes!)

Oh look… another emotional support kobold has joined the crew!

sorry to be annoying about this but it’s super important

All these who voted "yes" you have a chance to either contact them to try to convince them that these laws don't work or also vote against them so they don't get re elected

The fight is so neck and neck that a few reps could make a difference

My dumb chuffed kobold

$2956/$10000. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN. Still stuck just short of $3000, its been a few days since the last donation. Hoping things turn around soon. Anything helps.

#helpsky #gofundme #trans #mutualaid

you gently poke a kobold. their head falls off (snowman)

Kobold named Andrew.

The other kobolds make fun of him for his weird name.

you gently poke a kobold. they instantly pop like a soap bubble and disappear

[you blink and i suddenly have a dog nose]

awrf

woof

bingo, bullseye, right on the money 🐌

adventurer: you! kobold!

kobold: …me? wh-

adventurer: YOU TOO can enjoy the delicious vinegary bite of an olive!

kobold: what?

adventurer: don’t let ANYONE tell you you can’t, just because you’re a kobold!

kobold: is… anyone saying that? i don’t th-

adventurer: and there you have it folks!