kobold posting

i do. this is because i lick sandpaper all the time

Kobold who keeps licking your eyeballs.

He’s trying to be helpful and groom you like a lizard but he doesn’t understand human anatomy and how that is painful actually.

be sure to change your clocks for kobold savings time

they should make a visual novel where you can date kobolds

he knows what he did to deserve it

You press a button and the impossible energy of an entire star is channeled into thousands of complicated mechanisms each the size of civilizations, and after 3 seconds, a little tinned electronic voice goes, "eeeee", an LED shows a picture of a kobold blepping, and then the machine shuts off.

Do NOT the kobold. Don't. Do not. Don't even THINK about it! 😮

Bills like KOSA and more only become more dangerous

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

bip

we left the kobolds alone for a week and they built a dyson sphere around the sun when we got back

Kobold facts: the common apple slicer was responsible for peace in multiple kobold warrens, allowing the shared enjoyment of apples for all. This peace was swiftly ended after it was determined apple slicers do not work on bananas.

I forgot the line

commission done for @tikri.gay!

get-rich-quick kobold has a plan

[squints]

who could that be...

amiibo? more like amiibold

A screenshot of the 3DS version of the Mii Maker. "Kobold has arrived! Do you want to save this Mii? Save/Don't Save"

As someone with the ability to scan Mii QR codes:

Can confirm, it's a kobold!

i have no way to scan this so i’m reskweeting blindly in the hopes it’s a kobold mii. i am putting all of my trust in you, friend dragon

Scan the QR code to download a free exclusive kobold!

A blue kobold is inside of a white box with a "window" on its front and left side. Above, in a explody-looking bubble, it says "KOBOLD ACTION FIGURE". To the left is "WOW!" in a red oval. On the right hand side of the box, a picture of the blue kobold sitting on the ground is shown. They're saying "Yip!".

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄

WOW! It's an official kobold action figure, mint in box! 😳

(That's actually a real kobold inside. They've been waiting patiently to be released! 🥺)

they’re still hungry

the akashic records are empty. sorry. yeah a kobold got in there and ate the sum of all knowledge in the universe

if you bite him he will make that one really loud tom & jerry scream

Cheeseburger is a chosen name. before it was Piss And Shit Kobold. you may be able to understand why he likes his bit so much

“why do you wear shoes?” his fellow kobolds ask. they think shoes are strange and unnecessary

but Cheeseburger is committed to his bit

a dark brown kobold with a yellow belly stripe, wearing a beige hat and shoes

his name is Cheeseburger

they're drinking it from a 16 oz soda cup, straw included

kobold

$2731/$10000. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN. Haven't had a donation in a few days. Seems like everyone is hurting for cash right now. Even small donations can help get things closer.

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