kobold posting

where did my beloved pet ooze go

oh no. oh nooo

kobold who hatched 12 seconds prior: hi i was just born. could you please direct me to the nearest Del Taco

Don't question the kobold.

Made these kobold renders on a moot's server for a bit, it would be a shame if I don't post these.

Yip

no you haven’t you liar. they’ve been extinct for a gazillion years. stupid.

[a kobold with very long fangs pokes their head out from behind a far corner, looks around, and retreats again]

have you seen the elusive sabertooth kobold

we’re on the scene at the largest shared kobold warren in the land

“war boring! no more!” says Screef, a kobold philosopher who had a hand in recent developments

🤝🐀

can’t forget the rat kobolds

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i’m not- ARF

i’m not even- AWRUFF

i’m not even a dog kobold!

kobold who can't stop barking

Kobold facts: kobolds will often do a handstand when they are trying to think of something with deeply-a common kobold custom known as “hitting a problem upside-down,” it encourages kobolds to change their perspective and to consider multiple angles, and also promotes core strength.

always

🦎 🤝 🐕 🤝 🐦‍⬛

world peace among kobolds forever

i do. this is because i lick sandpaper all the time

Kobold who keeps licking your eyeballs.

He’s trying to be helpful and groom you like a lizard but he doesn’t understand human anatomy and how that is painful actually.

be sure to change your clocks for kobold savings time

they should make a visual novel where you can date kobolds

he knows what he did to deserve it

You press a button and the impossible energy of an entire star is channeled into thousands of complicated mechanisms each the size of civilizations, and after 3 seconds, a little tinned electronic voice goes, "eeeee", an LED shows a picture of a kobold blepping, and then the machine shuts off.

Do NOT the kobold. Don't. Do not. Don't even THINK about it! 😮

Bills like KOSA and more only become more dangerous

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

bip

we left the kobolds alone for a week and they built a dyson sphere around the sun when we got back

Kobold facts: the common apple slicer was responsible for peace in multiple kobold warrens, allowing the shared enjoyment of apples for all. This peace was swiftly ended after it was determined apple slicers do not work on bananas.

I forgot the line

commission done for @tikri.gay!