baby kobold: ᶦ ᵏᵒᵇˡ
dragon: yes! you're kobold!
baby kobold, the knowledge of eons gathering in its head, its gaze becoming stern: i see. i understand what i must do.
01.03.2026 05:10 —
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a kobold with 10000 friction
they can’t go down slides :{
01.03.2026 03:49 —
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A kobold with zero friction! They're constantly slipping and sliding everywhere. 😮
28.02.2026 03:57 —
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t
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yinglet named Kiki and kobold named Bouba (they’re best friends)
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Yinglets are kiki and kobolds are bouba. 😮
28.02.2026 22:16 —
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Kobold facts: kobolds love, and will fight to the death to obtain, cottage cheese. Dragons keep a plentiful supply in pocket dimension with a preservation glyph for The Day of Kobold Rebellion.
28.02.2026 18:08 —
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no fucking swearing
28.02.2026 21:52 —
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the sharp toothed kobold is biting you in his sleep. somehow it doesn’t hurt
28.02.2026 05:51 —
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sorry i got hit by a truck mid-sentence. you see, they- [a plane crashes directly on top of me]
28.02.2026 02:51 —
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the smallest are 2 inch tall keychain plushies, the biggest are the size of pillows
28.02.2026 02:06 —
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throwing 50 kobold plushies at you (you specifically, the reader)
28.02.2026 02:02 —
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the kobolds of yesteryear had eyes that were easily damaged by sunlight, but more recently they have become less affected by it. this is because they
28.02.2026 01:18 —
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four kobold and seven years ago
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heated online discourse involving ceiling fans 😔
27.02.2026 23:37 —
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they do know each other!
they're mortal enemies, though
27.02.2026 23:22 —
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yib
[really loud nose blowing sound]
sniff…
yibp
27.02.2026 21:33 —
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psychic energy tracking
27.02.2026 21:22 —
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if you try she will go “ee…” and turn invisible
27.02.2026 18:51 —
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there is a kobold in Kenosha, Wisconsin. but you can’t see her (she’s shy)
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the wizened featherbold:
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Yip
27.02.2026 17:09 —
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Blue on board (vinyl and wood)
15.11.2025 17:35 —
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OH WHAT THE
WHO IS THIS AND WHY SHE SO MEAN??
01.08.2025 00:34 —
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they’d be like :O
27.02.2026 16:14 —
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a kobold is wearing a birthday hat. it isn’t their birthday, they just really like conical headwear
27.02.2026 05:42 —
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Kobold color spectrum
26.02.2026 22:58 —
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counterpoint: that's mean :{
27.02.2026 04:21 —
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you can lead a kobold to water, but you can't make them drink
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Kobold that fucking KILLS you with HAMMERS
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