kobold posting

A 2 panel comic. Panel 1: A person resembling Guy Fieri is speaking to the camera. He says "So, we're here with the head chef, and we want to get her secret recipe! What's the big thing here?" Panel 2: A microphone is held up to a lime green kobold wearing a chef's hat. She says: "Rock good moss rock moss rock bug on stick good. Good food rock good moss."

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄

A while ago, @mithos343.bsky.social came up with a funny scenario where a kobold who runs a diner is interviewed by a Guy Fieri style food show host, and I wanted to draw it. 😄

Saturdays are for napping

despair

Yip

you can take kobolds to the kobold center to heal them between battles

My copper kobold sorcerer/bard Atsu feeding tiny pancakes for a tiny, happy copper dragon hatchling she named Vaski. (Old finnish word for copper which felt appropriate, given that Atsu is short for finnish word for azurite, that is a copper mineral.) (Her dragon spouse sure will be surprised when they come back home!)

Sometimes the DM's dice land so that your copper kobold finds a copper baby dragon and whoops now they're a mom with the power of tiny pancakes!
(Because of course you make your tiny baby some tiny baby sized pancakes!)

Oh look… another emotional support kobold has joined the crew!

sorry to be annoying about this but it’s super important

All these who voted "yes" you have a chance to either contact them to try to convince them that these laws don't work or also vote against them so they don't get re elected

The fight is so neck and neck that a few reps could make a difference

My dumb chuffed kobold

$2956/$10000. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN. Still stuck just short of $3000, its been a few days since the last donation. Hoping things turn around soon. Anything helps.

#helpsky #gofundme #trans #mutualaid

you gently poke a kobold. their head falls off (snowman)

Kobold named Andrew.

The other kobolds make fun of him for his weird name.

you gently poke a kobold. they instantly pop like a soap bubble and disappear

[you blink and i suddenly have a dog nose]

awrf

woof

bingo, bullseye, right on the money 🐌

adventurer: you! kobold!

kobold: …me? wh-

adventurer: YOU TOO can enjoy the delicious vinegary bite of an olive!

kobold: what?

adventurer: don’t let ANYONE tell you you can’t, just because you’re a kobold!

kobold: is… anyone saying that? i don’t th-

adventurer: and there you have it folks!

Dragon with their favorite blanket

the kobold crumples you into an incredibly dense sphere by psychically generating a black hole inside your body. another kobold nearby is holding a video camera

a kobold with a question mark birthmark on their forehead

their name is Someone

you found the secret kobold! don’t tell anyone

2 kobolds standing next to each other. one has pink skin and is in an airy purple wrapped fabric dress with gold trim, her pose is elegant, facing away from the figure on the right but eyeing in her direction. the other has dandelion skin and is wearing a loose red crop top, with urban splinter cargo paints with pockets and a kneepad, and big red and black hightop shoes; her hands have gloves, and she's also wearing red tinted aviator goggles on her forhead. her eyes are closed, and she is facing the camera with a hand on her hip and another gesturing in the air. she is visibly sweating a bit.

couple of bolds

Woofbold!

Swolbold!

Fluffbold!

Smolbold!

kobold who gets up on her tippy toes to kiss you, then steps away, at which point the perspective changes to reveal she is larger than you

the little plush in question

kobold who is very scared about the future and is clutching her little plush so tight