Mission Hill Screens

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [16:37]

In these modern times, nobody's business is private. #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [17:16]

Because it's no freakin' Ferraro! #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [07:21]

Now, hang onto your diapies, baby. #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [08:40]

And they make great salads. #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [07:27]

You vandalized school property! #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [20:11]

ooga chaka. #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [08:24]

Andy French, at your service. #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [09:25]

Grrrr. #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [07:10]

I guarantee you a perfect score. #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [08:43]

and ran out. #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [08:34]

to investigate the warden's suspicious activities. #missionhill

S1E10: "Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)", originally aired July 21, 2002 [09:56]

[SOBS] Oh, God! #missionhill

S1E8: "Unemployment: Part 1 (or Brother's Big Boner)", originally aired July 16, 2000 [18:19]

Oh. Right. #missionhill

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 [03:17]

Oh, God! What do I do? #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [07:57]

[WILD, OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 [00:30]

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 [05:12]

I'm gonna take care of you all by myself. #missionhill

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 [00:24]

S1E0: "Intro", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

S1E6: "Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)", originally aired July 9, 2000 [09:08]

Oh. I was wondering how you got the keys to the apartment. #missionhill

S1E10: "Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)", originally aired July 21, 2002 [02:08]

KEVIN: What's the deal with Weirdie anyway? #missionhill

S1E2: "Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)", originally aired May 26, 2002 [18:33]

[PANTING HEAVILY] #missionhill

S1E3: "Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)", originally aired October 8, 1999 [19:05]

I was...manipulating myself... #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [05:08]

I woke up, and everybody was gone. #missionhill

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 [21:52]

S1E11: "Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)", originally aired July 28, 2002 #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [03:34]

And this list is practically all girls. #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [01:48]

But I was sure my 1460 would get me into Yale. #missionhill

S1E13: "Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)", originally aired August 11, 2002 [03:06]

but a different kind of sad #missionhill

S1E7: "Kevin Vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)", originally aired July 2, 2000 [03:36]

How bad could it be? #missionhill

S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 [13:27]

Pathetic. Pathetic. #missionhill

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 [12:48]

S1E5: "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)", originally aired June 25, 2000 #missionhill