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guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

11.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11568    πŸ” 2116    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 113
Three screen caps from the movie Hackers with text. First screen cap: Protagonist Dade (Zero Cool) explains that β€œI’ve got a record. I was Zero Cool.” Second screen, his friends explain: Zero Cool crashed 1507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history. Third screen, another friend says: Front page New York Times August 10, 1988

Three screen caps from the movie Hackers with text. First screen cap: Protagonist Dade (Zero Cool) explains that β€œI’ve got a record. I was Zero Cool.” Second screen, his friends explain: Zero Cool crashed 1507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history. Third screen, another friend says: Front page New York Times August 10, 1988

HACK THE PLANET!!! Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate!

10.08.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 17
Black and white dog staring down some geese πŸͺΏ through a wire fence 


There is this one goose who doesn’t give a fuck and is staring right back as if to say β€œbring it”.

Black and white dog staring down some geese πŸͺΏ through a wire fence There is this one goose who doesn’t give a fuck and is staring right back as if to say β€œbring it”.

Finn vs the geese

10.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The dog thread

Enjoy it, join in

#DogsOfBlueSky

10.08.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I loathe the unannounced drop-in. Please never visit.

10.08.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s have a QB controversy for old times sake

10.08.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are going to win the Super Bowl

10.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Season is probably over now. Why even bother.

10.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

now regretting spending the $7 to watch this

10.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should probably pay Nik Bonitto ASAP

10.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s just the preseason” he keeps telling himself

10.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t seem too bad considering the price of literally everything else

09.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a Broncos game today

09.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I regret it every time I go down the rabbithole

08.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are extremely fucked aren’t we

08.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes

08.08.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2327    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 93

reposted an old one

08.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I love it when nazis get punched. Hope to be part of a nazi punching someday.

08.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline cleanse

27.10.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5102    πŸ” 1336    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 168

Interception in a critical situation

08.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pleased to report I just saw Drew Lock do an extremely Drew Lock thing

08.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a confession. I’m not proud of it, but at this point it what it is and I need to come clean.

I had slept on Black Sabbath. I knew all the classic rock radio hits but never really listened to their albums - until recent events. Please accept my profound apologies. RIP Ozzy.

08.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They will be called ICE Youth and when the historical parallels are pointed out they will act like it's insane to draw that comparison

06.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9
Preview
American Carnage History Podcast Β· A podcast about the history of political violence in the United States, launching with a five-part series on the radical abolitionist John Brown.

This was v good

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

06.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not

06.08.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 6
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

04.06.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In memory Adam Nathaniel Yauch aka MCA, American bass player, rapper and founding member of the hardcore punkrock / hip hop group Beastie Boys, born on this day in 1964, NYC

Photo by Adam Plastik

#punkrock #hardcorepunk #adamyauch #mca #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd

05.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

Everything has a β€˜hot honey drizzle’ now (complimentary)

03.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Basset Hound at the lake

Basset Hound at the lake

Bonus Flynn content

03.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The dog thread

Enjoy it, join in

#DogsOfBlueSky

03.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

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