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Ryan

@5280orange.bsky.social

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on sabbatical from scrolling (unless he dies)

09.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha. Thank you.

09.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jenn I don’t speak Spanish

09.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s probably the over eating and drinking all day

09.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for alerting me to this

09.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Bowl time is like Thanksgiving time in that it’s 7:30p and I am ready for bed

09.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sports photographers fighting to get their lens in front of sam darnold what a world

09.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Bowl 50 mentioned

09.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most field goals in a game!

09.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Josh McDaniels forever. I hope he has an inflamed hemorrhoid for the rest of his days.

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They showed McDaniels, Maye threw a pick. Lmao.

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

woulda coulda shoulda

09.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

broken ankle and a blizzard otherwise it’s ring number four

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I was just saying this

09.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

more like Super BORE amirite

09.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

There are too many captains

08.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Join my Ban National Anthems movement

08.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

There were animals in kingdome nosebleeds before 2005 I promise you

08.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been a Broncos fan in Seahawks territory since I was 11 years old. Seattle fans are evil people. Rotten to their core. I hate them from the depths of what is left of my soul. Despite all of that, fuck the Patriots.

08.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Black & white dog with a red collar

Black & white dog with a red collar

08.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Super Bowl Sunday dog thread

Enjoy it, join in

No 🏈 knowledge required

#DogsOfBlueSky
#BlueSkyDogs

08.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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a birthday card with a cupcake and candles and the words " may your day be filled with joy and sprinkled with happiness " Alt: a birthday card with a cupcake and candles and the words " may your day be filled with joy and sprinkled with happiness "

I say you go real over the top and cringy with it so he knows it’s a middle finger

04.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could post all my opinions about everything happening right now. I’d get the rush of people validating me, but then what? Do it again? Get hooked on the dopamine? Start arguing with bots just to get the endorphins up? When does it end?

04.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is afraid of children protesting β€œNext time, I’ll be back with a gas mask.”

ICE tear gassed a bunch of children on Saturday. This was a massive escalation of force. They were shooting tear gas at the back of the crowd, it took these unmasked people maybe 3-5 minutes in the cloud of tear gas to escape in without trampling. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...

03.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4946    πŸ” 2094    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 138
Orange sunset behind Wy’east (Mount Hood). Low fog on farmland in the foreground.

Orange sunset behind Wy’east (Mount Hood). Low fog on farmland in the foreground.

The picture of Wy’east at sunrise I got today is pretty good

03.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"you want another ass beating motherfucker?"

The kids are going to be alright.

03.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the fuck drinks sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist

03.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My calendar has both Jury Duty and Groundhog Day on it.

My calendar has both Jury Duty and Groundhog Day on it.

ominous

02.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy gets it

31.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

30.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3444    πŸ” 1021    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 48