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James Tyler

@jamestylerespn.bsky.social

Deputy Editor, ESPN FC. Been on Jeopardy a few times. President, Dirk Kuyt Fan Club. Proud member of Team Shrug Emoji. All views expressed are my own unique burden. https://twohalvesgame.blog/

4,194 Followers  |  737 Following  |  550 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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For Tyton!!! #UFforever

28.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Celebrity Jeopardy! Season 4 | Jeopardy.com

Why does Jeopardy torture me with so many fave celebs having to go head to head in @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social !!!

www.jeopardy.com/track/celebr...

28.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

calling Big Beer Friday to customer service

Big Beer Friday, please come to customer service, your assistance is required

once again Big Beer Friday, please come to customer service

27.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elite new MLS name just dropped

27.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't discuss my meatloaf habits with the New York Times, I just flat-out refuse to let them in

27.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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why does this feel like an interrogation

sir is this your meatloaf
did you make this meatloaf
sir did you make this
whose meatloaf is this
if it's not your meatloaf that you made, who made it

27.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody snatches defeat from the jaws of victory quite like Borussia Dortmund

25.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

haha i was pretty pleased with myself

23.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a real Quiff of Sisyphus innit

23.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Man United fan's viral haircut challenge might not end anytime soon Viral Manchester United fan Frank Ilett is not cutting his hair until the club wins five games in a row. Back to square one and with just 12 games left of the season, he's on a race against time.

a sobering read for the hirsute Mancunian trapped in a hairdo of his own design www.espn.com/soccer/story...

23.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bom Bo-Genesis, MLS striker who scores 11 goals for Colorado Rapids

22.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yes, mate

22.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How James Milner broke Premier League's appearances record At age 40, James Milner is now the Premier League's all-time appearances leader. Teammates and coaches -- from Ashley Young to Jurgen Klopp -- share what makes him special.

Superb story by @tomhamiltonespn.bsky.social: players, coaches (Klopp!) and rock stars talk about the quiet legend that is James Milner, who broke the all-time PL appearances record today

www.espn.com/soccer/story...

21.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... did a rich write this

19.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn, i'm in this picture haha

18.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to give him some salmon jerky and a few belly rubs

18.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surprise 4-legged Olympic competitor wows cross-country fans Nazgul sprints on the course at a cross-country ski race, crossing the finish line in an unsanctioned quest for glory.

all hail Nazgul

www.npr.org/2026/02/18/n...

18.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why every remaining team will, won't win UEFA Champions League For each of the 24 remaining teams with a shot at the Champions League crown, let's talk about both why they could win the whole thing ... and why they probably won't.

before the fun begins today, @espnbillc.bsky.social runs through the pros/cons of all 24 teams still left in the UEFA Champions League: www.espn.com/soccer/story...

17.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Long Game: U.S. Men's Soccer and Its Savage, Four-Decade Journey to the Top, or Thereabouts (Signed) The Long Game: U.S. Men's Soccer and Its Savage, Four-Decade Journey to the Top, or Thereabouts (Signed)

Hey, you can now pre-order signed copies of my upcoming book, The Long Game, on the history and rise of the United States men's national soccer team, from my local bookstore!

It comes out 3 months from today. Please support a small business and help build all-important momentum for my first book.

12.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

The popcorn machine fire caused a bit of a delay

14.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

Szoboszlai has a foot like a traction engine

14.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my fave GY!BE song

14.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome to see it in print! LFG Alison

13.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chaos quarter-hour incoming between Brentford and Arsenal

12.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Milner equals Premier League appearance record: His wild career stats James Milner equaled a Premier League record that many thought would never be matched when he featured for Brighton against Crystal Palace on Sunday.

James Milner is ageless and after his next PL appearance, he will be peerless when it comes to longevity and impact in the sport's top league. We have more things cooking, but enjoy some INSANE numbers around his career: www.espn.com/soccer/story...

11.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ripping through an all time grueler of a week but just had the best hour watching IS IT CAKE with my son, both of us BAD at identifying cakes, and really it’s gonna be alright.

11.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really wanted this for him. Freedom. Release. The feeling of cool air against his scalp

10.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

That could be pretty wild to see on livestream

10.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit you bought the $11 cereal too

10.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think United hair guy is excited or melancholic about potentially being released from this cycle

10.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1