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Look man, I was in a weird place when I wrote this. Let me be. I recognize my mistakes.

Good luck getting anyone to see this. My shitty takes will go into the void, just like your reply.

This line is getting long.

#GoDucks

How MUCH more does it mean, SEC?

Give me 12 Caiprihnia and I’m a happy man.

Haven’t been skeeting much this week. Did I miss any fun Husky hate?

This is true. I was more referring to the timeout to let the team watch people leave. But you’re right. The offensive aggressiveness needs to be turned up if we’re going to score 71.

I want to believe Dan has turned on the killer instinct this year. Michigan was a good indication that he’s a full-blown psychopath. I’m hopeful that he will bury Fisch alive. At home. In November. Rivalry game. The #1 team. Sending a message to everyone else. It’s football erotica.

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I’m so sorry…

Basically Bo Nix stunting on everyone.

100%. As Dan Lanning would say, the standard is the standard. And that’s theirs.

They’re the Indiana of… Indiana schools?

“Hey, do you want to go to the Pop Tarts bowl?”

-Me, if was a Husky fan

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In response I say:

1. You can’t be the best at snap counts.

2. DBs making tackles is not a good thing. Runners are either getting to the second level or WRs are catching the ball. Both are negatives.

3. The best players find ways to help their team win.

I’ve heard these arguments:

1. Consider the snap count.

2. Look at all these tackles he’s making.

3. He’s the best player on the field at any given time.

I mean props to him for being able to handle that. And I think I heard him say he would continue to play both ways in the NFL. But shouting that he DESERVES THE HEISMAN without the resume is just hubris. I’d even be willing to entertain it if he was like top 20 on defense. But he’s not.

Hunter isn’t doing shit to earn the Heisman. Don’t let the propaganda fool you. He’s a nice little player but in no way deserves to be crowned as the best player in college football in 2024.

Argue with a wall.

Here’s more proof. I went back through the last 10 Heisman winners to see their teams worst losses and whether the winner led in any statistical category. The outlier is Lamar Jackson with 2 unranked losses but still led in total TDs. No other winner’s team had more than one unranked loss.

It’s good to see USC and UCLA living up to their offensive potential.

Deal.

Honestly just make the playoff 12 SEC teams. They deserve it.

Hard to get excited about teams that have been and will continue to be irrelevant.

This is the most likely scenario.

College football is the best sport in the world.

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TRADE OFFER

You receive: One reposted skeet, Dillon Gabriel finishing third in Heisman voting, a 6-6 record, and bowl eligibility.

I receive: Bo Nix starting in the NFL for a winning team, a victory over Mashington, an undefeated regular season, a bid in the B1G CCG, and a bid in the CFP.

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