Green Eyed Forest Witch

A cartoon picture of a woman in a blue robe sitting on a green easy chair with a towel on her head. There is a plate with a piece of cake on it on the floor and a kitten playing with the long long hair that is growing off of the woman’s legs.

Them:
What are your plans tonight?

Me:

We are entering into my favourite month! It’s spooky season and the start of mushroom season! 2 of this witch‘ favourite things. 💚 🧹🎃👻🧹 🧙 🍄🌲🐾 🍄‍🟫

A bluesky bio so long you need a nap before you finish reading it.

Two male tabby kittens (brothers) hugging on a cat tree.

Loki and Thor. Members of the family as of yesterday. 🖤

I'm blocked by 1175 people and I just know I can do better

Women should brag about the size of their vaginas

A fawn colored Boston terrier with an entire toy lobster is in his mouth, save for the tail which pokes out comically. He's not certain how *you* eat lobster, but he's pretty sure he's doing the correct way.

🧶1/2
„Bílé kotě a snídaně.“ 🙈😅 To prý zaznělo dnes ráno u v depozitu u Terky… a hned na to Freddík vykulil oči: „Co tím jako myslíš teto? A druhou kapsičku mi dáš, když už je řeč o jídle?“ 😄

Freddie je statečný kluk; papá poctivě, aby nabral síly a mohl brzy vykročit vstříc

Sharks on the Menu: Contamination, Exploitation, and Extinction Sharks, rays, and skates have been on this planet for more than 400 million years, surviving mass extinctions that wiped out entire branches of life.

Humans kill over 100 million sharks every year. Sharks kill fewer than ten humans worldwide. Remind me again who the monsters are? 🦈

Awww 🥹🐾😻

They are so cute!

Don't make a hole thing about it but the butthole in me sees the butthole in you

It's the #AGT finale tonight! Tune in to see the winner 🏆
#Spike #TVPicks #Dogsofbluesky

Such a sweet baby 🩷😍 🐾

Kudzu-covered telephone pole at a stoplight in Cecil county, MDx looks like a creature

And another! Harford county, MD. This one looks more Wispy and the vegetation is dead

Nothing pleases me more like a kudzu-covered telephone pole on a foggy day

#TreeOfLife

#Sculpture #Bronze

Matera #Italy

Just mailed my mom a bottle of Tylenol with a card that says “thanks for the autism”.

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 is my favorite song about a GPS set to avoid tolls.

using a spoon and a fork to twirl your pasta is so embarrassing, everyone knows real italians just use two rusty nails

I may be annoying, but at least I've never recorded myself putting on makeup.

As seen in Canmore today. Safely, from a car. Tis the season! Don't get too close or you'll end up finding out.

Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhghhhhhghuiuueeeee

#Alberta #Elk #Canmore #Rut #Wildlife

When some claim that other animals don't feel emotions, maybe they're just envious they can't experience the pure bliss a cosy blanket brings to this pig 🐷

Aw, that’s a great idea!

It’s just so sweet. 😻

A beautiful painting of 2 black adult cats and 3 black kittens sitting on a wooden bench with their tails hanging down with a happy little hook in the ends of their tails. They are staring across a canal in Paris and you can see buildings with the Eiffel tower behind them. There is a crescent moon in the sky and a tree on the left.

This makes my heart sigh 😍🥹😻

Paris Cats
By Colette Bruneliere

I know it’s the season of the witch because I’m hunting for the perfect broom handle to ride.

A color photo of a pocket in an old growth forest. Moss covers almost everything in frame, leaving a verdant scene from edge to edge.

Here’s a little something for the moss feed.
Nature’s carpet in all its glory in one of my favorite spaces.
I grew up tripping over roots and rocks in this old growth forest, and this spot has always been one of my most adored little pockets.
🌿🍃🌱

📸: Mt. Hood National Forest - Oregon

I’m digging this vampire comedy called The Radiey’s. 🧛‍♀️🎃

instead of being loud, imagine being mysterious

A Leopard slug crawling on the forest floor, amongst the brown pine needles. The slug is coloured putty green/grey and it has lovely black spots and light coloured stripes up and down the length of its body.

One of mother natures children that I encountered today on my forest adventure. It’s a Leopard slug. Look at its pretty markings. 🌲🍃🍄💚