Lisa🏹🗽💖

TIRED: Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, browsing among the lilies

WIRED: your hair is winter fire, january embers. my heart burns there too
#rfk

finally gave up the crib (which converted into a toddler bed for my no longer toddler lol) & made the nursery i decorated 10 years ago into a big girl room for my no longer baby girl (i could remove the changing table top to that dresser but i like it to help organizer her stuffed animals for now 😂)

Ramona Quimby. She was grumpy jealous unhappy bitter about everything, she was embarrassing and attention seeking and always made decisions that made life harder on everyone. I adored her. I was so frustrated with her but all I wanted was to see her happiness. wtf.

My secret favorite thing in children’s literature is protagonists who are dicks. Like Mary from A Secret Garden. I loved her right away, i never stopped loving her. She was terrible and said and did the worst stuff and i loved her still! what sort of black magic was that.

“sleepy don”!!

i am not sure however that they will be able to continue working because without being able to buy food and rent how will get be able to buy transportation to their jobs? why work 40 hours a week only to still be hungry

The federal minimum wage is officially a poverty wage in 2025 In 2025, the federal minimum wage is officially a “poverty wage.” The annual earnings of a single adult working full-time, year-round at $7.25 an hour now fall below the poverty threshold of $15,650 (...

with snap benefits expiring just want you to know that anyone in the country with a minimum wage 40 hour a week job lives in poverty and qualifies for assistance

www.epi.org/blog/the-fed...

what’s all this “pro life news” and about how families refused abortion and instead chose to be induced to start early labor when they were 9-16 weeks pregnant?
THAT IS AN ABORTION

elon showing up to offer france condolences re: louvre heist

It's been 33 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.

Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.

Idk, guys, I think we've seen this before....

chose your new ballroom vibe 😬

i lost my virginity at 18 to a boy i “ discovered i didn’t want to marry. but i felt that my life had already been decided and my options were celibacy or a miserable loveless marriage. would never ever wish that on my daughter. find it odd people think this is GOOD?

If you were not raised in a culture that equates a girl’s self worth with “purity”, you may not realize how important it is to ensure that no girl believes that losing virginity fundamentally changes or “ruins” her. it causes severe lasting harm I cannot describe

he didn’t win the peace prize and knows there’s no hope for next year after all the crazy shit he has planned, so i guess he thought, fuck it

ever since i found out that all the honey bees that have stingers are female, i’ve felt very safe around them

The idea that the Reconstruction Amendments were for everybody is asinine.

They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.

ok i lied i cant get into eldest daughter the lyrics aren’t it

a statue of an angel covering her face with her hands in a cemetery . ALT: a statue of an angel covering her face with her hands in a cemetery .

just scared my whole family by screaming please don’t DONT’ BLINK

I’m under some kind of spell because now these songs are dr*g$ to me TikTok video by Yvette

every song except cancelled has won me over inexplicably it only took listening to it one time and disliking it. i fear this woman may be on to some thing

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Aa5EDf/

man he’s really scared of aoc

i’m very aware! she gave my law schools convocation speech this may. But I am specifically talking about the impact having her as a law professor now and how she would teach constitutional law and civil procedure to 1Ls in this era. she now teaches at howard and i’m sure her classes are incredible

not voting until democrats tell me their plan for another folklore album

Sherrilyn Ifill was my law professor back in the day, and I often wonder how it would have been to have her teaching me in these trying and certainly shit times.

if you mute "bari weiss" make sure you also mute "bari fucking weiss" and "bari are you fucking for real right now weiss" and "bari no fucking way weiss."

just to make sure you catch 'em all.

i’m so embarrassed for them lmao

fuck

evergreen skeet

thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke

the only way for taylor swift to fight back and put this old man in his place is by releasing another folklore/evermore album trust me ive seen the future. YOU CAN DO IT TAYLOR SAVE THE WORLD