Koda 🐻

Photo (that somehow got wildly desaturated) of two cats, Gargoyle and Teeny, sitting together by a window and both looking at the viewer.

Photo of two cats, Gargoyle and Teeny, sitting by a window but now they are back-to-back. Teeny looking at the viewer, Gargoyle looking away.

Photo of two cats, Gargoyle and Teeny, sitting back to back by a window but they are both looking out together.

Really like this set of photos of Gargoyle and Teeny.

Photo of my brown tabby named Buggy.

Photo of my gray and white cat named Teeny Weeny.

Photo of my one eyed tortie named Gargoyle.

Photo of my one eyed white and gray tabby named Mouse.

Recent photos of all four goblins

A low-res screenshot of an angel and devil Chao in the gardens of Sonic 2 with poorly edited faces on them. The devil Chao is Hannibal and the angel Chao is Will Graham.

This idea hit me like a truck after work and I had to (poorly) make it asap.

Poorly photobashed image of a feminine faceless person with a cart full of oversized grape Pedialyte drinks in boots being approached by an older woman with a cart who is asking “WHERE ARE THE WOMEN’S SOCKS?”

Older lady approached me at the store as I was stocking up on Pedialyte in my badass mfing outfit and asked me loudly “WHERE ARE THE WOMEN’S SOCKS?”
Girl, idk, not here obviously??? 😭

I quickly photobashed this to explain to my friends earlier:

Screenshot from AC:NH of my villager talking to Bunnie outside my home. Bunnie: “Basements are great for screaming! Nobody will hear you!”

Bunnie being unhinged after my year-long hiatus from the island

Photo of feather-like frost formation on my front door window.

Photo of my little green Spark covered in snow after a storm.

Photo of my backyard at night after a wee bit of snowfall.

Winter vibes (it is cold and hard to drive)

Screenshot of my Animal Crossing Pocket Camp campgrounds where a memorial service is set up for Pietro, who is ascending into heaven. Bunnie is playing the pipe organ, and Marshal and Raymond are sitting in the pews. Tommy and Timmy are dressed as angels and playing harps.

RIP Pietro ✌️😔

Candid photo of me walking amongst a stadium full of various holiday lights on a cold evening.

Went to a holiday lights event with my coworkers last night. Tbh, it was awkwardly lonely as everyone else brought friends/family and interacted in their own groups.

Coworkers were posting their photos and I found one candid shot of me I thought was kinda cool tho! ✨🎄

Heart-shaped clover with dew drops on the leaves.

A rainbow over my neighbor’s roof.

Scorch and Magic beanies on a shelf.

The morning sunrise coming through the bathroom window.

Photos of things around my home.
I am so stressed, but I have to keep going.

Absolutely bananas that dental and eye coverage are basically the equivalent of paid DLC for my General Health Insurance™.

Woman looking at my neck tattoo: “… Did that hurt? It’s basically like getting a tracheotomy.”

Me: ??? N-no… Ma’am… That’s… not how that works 😭😭😭

Screenshot of an alpha Gengar with its mouth WIDE open and my trainer standing in front of it.

Chat, is this vore? 📞🤨🚨
/joking

Stock image of a black t-shirt with typed text reading: “WOW! A Mustang? In 2026? How grand society must be to allow public male castration!” And there’s supposed to be an image but I didn’t want to draw it LMAO but it’s supposed to be a house, sliced down the center so you can see the inside rooms, and there’s people eating cake around a table.

Had a dream where I received a t-shirt and I woke up with enough memory to quickly recreate it:

Screenshot from Pokemon Legends Arceus of a Hisuian Typhlosion standing happily next to a Pokemon trainer.

Finally started playing Pokemon Legends and I’m really enjoying it 😋🎮

Trying to explain to my coworkers that I want to BE a big strong man and also DATE a big strong man.

Photo of a small round cake with two candles on top reading “31”. The cake is decorated like a road, with two Hot Wheels circling the candles on top.

Yesterday was a good day! My friend made me the cutest little cake 😭💕

My life goal is to have a giant old-style portrait of myself and my cats painted and hung above my fireplace like a vampire in his manor. 🖤

My cat, named Mouse, sitting politely on the floor while looking up at the camera with his one eye and his whole tongue hanging out. He’s basically this emoji: 😜

Mouse being… a cat? 😜

Fish fear me. I fear women. 🐟🧢

A photo of a Triangulate Cobweb Spider on a wall in reddish-orange light.

A photo of the previous Triangulate Cobweb Spider, but he is just a blur as he falls off the wall.

Was taking a photo of a Triangulate Cobweb Spider this morning and he fell mid-photo. (The blur is him falling 😭😂)

A meme of two cowboys in a standoff. One says "what's your budget?" and the other one says "what's your rate?"

Need to print this out and frame it near my desk

Decided to draw the previously mentioned scenario because it was just so wild. 🤣

I was driving to work yesterday morning at 7:45am and passed a person in a black cloak and full-face clown mask with a purple wig going through someone’s trash can.
Happy first day of spring. Nature is healing.

I’m still thinking about him

Photo of a bedroom window with vaporwave pink/blue curtains that have a checkered accent. Above the curtains is a checkered valance to match the curtains. The walls are half blue, half pink and there is a flag on the left with a pink car on it, and on the right is a canvas print of a blue car.

Photo of a door with window paneling top to bottom. The door is white with checkered trim; the window panels are alternated with window cling that looks like stained glass. The walls on either side of the door are half blue and half pink; the right hand side has wall border that is checkered.

A photo of a customized car bed! It’s a blue Corvette with a black stripe down the left side of the hood, to match my irl car. The mattress on the bed has a Pokémon comforter.

Slowly decorating the house! 😮‍💨 Here’s a couple WIP shots of my bedroom (it’s car themed because, well, obviously 🤣). I will eventually get all the border up 💀
I work hard so my inner child can have a better life.

A photo of a white cat with a patch of gray tabby on his head. He has one big eye and his tongue is just barely sticking out. He’s looking upwards and there is a border of shiny pink hearts edited around him.

A photo of a white cat with a patch of gray tabby on his head. He has one big eye and his tongue is fully sticking out. He’s looking upwards and there is a border of shiny pink hearts edited around him.

The light is on, but nobody’s home

A photo collage of the different growth stages of my cat, Teeny. The top-right photo is her at 2-3 months old, it is labeled “Dryer lint” as she is barely 1lb and has crazy hair poking out in every direction. The middle-left photo is her laying on a cat tower, with her long arms hanging off the edge. She is roughly 7 months here. Her fur appears to be shorter, except her crazy long ear fluffs. This photo is labeled “Lanky teen” The bottom-right photo is her at 1 year old! She is a big long-haired kitty sitting on a TV-shaped cat cubby. This photo is labeled “Big fluff”

Made a silly collage of Teeny photos to show her growth over the year!

Photo of my cat’s paw. The toe beans are pink and the paw pad is black.

A photo of Mouse, the owner of the beans in the previous image. He’s a white and gray harlequin tabby with one eye.

The beans, and the man behind the beans.

A photo of a tortie cat, named Gargoyle. Her silhouette contrasts against the bright window, only her eyes appear against her dark fur.

A photo of a tortie cat, named Gargoyle. Her silhouette contrasts against the bright window, only her eyes appear against her dark fur.

Gargoyle, my spooky girl.

Photo of two cats sleeping with their foreheads pressed against each other’s. One is a brown and white tabby (named Buggy), the other is a white with gray harlequin tabby (named Mouse).

Photo of two cats sleeping with their foreheads pressed against each other’s. One is a brown and white tabby (named Buggy), the other is a white with gray harlequin tabby (named Mouse).

I’m forcing everyone to look at my boys: