𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

I like Ruth Ben-Ghiat. She’s been at the forefront of the discussion for awhile now.

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Disdainful behavior. All so you could casually ask your rich friend “Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?”

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

“Pardon me. Would you like to die in a contemptuous war run by a ex-Fox drunk “news” anchor?”

“I’ll send Baron.”

“Baron? Who?”

Baron von trap.

This joke is a bad trap.

“But!” - Satan

“Nope! You just lay there and think about why everyone should have freewill. And why you keep encouraging people like Kristi Noem to support a pedophile.”

- Saint Michael

Apparently, the men’s genitals went “schwing” in Washington, indicating a need for missiles and war.

And the women went, “Eww. Why are they like that?”

And yet, still, no definitive answer.

“The global algorithm is currently trending “Toxic Masculinity.” Church Lady asks, “Ladies, what did the men do wrong?” They were telling us what not to do and how to do it when they had no authority to do so.

Darlings, the climate summit's a drag ball, but the only green these leaders care about is in their pockets. 🌍💸 Strutting in with empty promises and more hot air than a wind turbine. Meanwhile, Mother Nature’s backstage, ready to snatch those wigs! 🌪 🎪

This is an illegal war for profiteering off of Big Oil. If Americans and the world at large do not disengage their use of petrol and the plastic they produce we are supplying the madmen with ammunition.

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BTW demak2375…
I don’t know you. But I love you. Anyone who can put up with my bad jokes is on my A list. 🤣

Again you have implied this about some rich daddies kid when I only used one “r” in Baron. Kash Patel is cross eyed and I do not want that boot licking cowboy on my front porch at 3 a.m. after a all-nighter of cocaine and booze.

I’m not ready for WWIII.

Here’s hoping it’s only temporary erectile dysfunction.

Your dog.

It has issues.

Hair issues.

But so do I.

Therapy.
No one can afford it.
Cursing will ensue.

They’re on the Trump Diet Plan.
One broccoli. One tortilla thing.

Wait.

I only used one R in Baron.

If Kash Patel shows up at my front door you’ll be hearing from my nonexistent lawyer demak2375.

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

“Pardon me. Would you like to die in a contemptuous war run by a ex-Fox drunk “news” anchor?”

“I’ll send Baron.”

“Baron? Who?”

Baron von trap.

This joke is a bad trap.

This just in. Still the undead. Will sell my neighbors garden gnome if anyone can make it happen with sleight of hand.

Please stay tuned. More to follow.

Thank you.

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“I wish rich oil barons would suck on an oil margarita with a side of lime.“🍋‍🟩

“But first let’s stick a “Kick Me”
sign on the back of Bill Gates because I hate Tech testicles about as much.”

“Nice to meet you!”

“Nice to meet you!”

Those old lovely speeches that go like, “Once when I was a young boy I had to walk 100 miles in a snowstorm. I had to eat my best buddy to keep from starving. You kids have no idea how easy you have it these days.”

You were not that kid that left later huh? After school band practice?

Epstein. It’s not what I’m typing.

Nope.

Not gonna.

Epstein it all to hell.

I will not talk about the Epstein files. And if I do not talk about the Epstein files it will not make them go away either. I’m sorry to have impositioned everyone for having not talked about the Epstein files. But I’m very exhausted for everyone else who has.

“Hey, I’ve never met you before! You hate rich oil barons and their friends too?!”

You want to piss off rich oil barons and their friends. Your kids want to piss off rich oil barons. “Carpools. Pissing off rich oil barons is good for everyone.”

But the heavy metal laden lobster caused by oil drilling, dumping & war’n is so tasty this time of the year. “Waiter! Call Kristi Hoem. I’d like a dish on the side.” - Trumpty