𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

I believe Kamala Harris can bring back that trust.

There’s nothing more despicable than people like Elisabeth Hasselbeck parading themselves on TV pretending to have “some morals” so people will ignore all the other morals they do not have. At this point, if people cannot see through this facade lord help them. Please don’t write children’s books implying inclusivity Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Do not tell me you support the liberation of Iranian women when women lives were literally sacrificed. Do not smile sweetly and kindly pretending to be good. And Elisabeth - no one on “The View” is blind. You look like the fool who couldn’t see the “writing on the wall.” Confirmed: You have not, and will not evolve into a intelligent human being that sees every living being as human.

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

“Pardon me. Would you like to die in a contemptuous war run by a ex-Fox drunk “news” anchor?”

“I’ll send Baron.”

“Baron? Who?”

Baron von trap.

This joke is a bad trap.

Apparently, the men’s genitals went “schwing” in Washington, indicating a need for missiles and war.

And the women went, “Eww. Why are they like that?”

And yet, still, no definitive answer.

red fire hydrant labeled “United States” with a tan dog peeing on it labeled “Republican.” All Things (analogous)

Disdainful behavior. All so you could casually ask your rich friend “Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?”

Improvised scarcity.

😊 The good.

Damn straight.

🤣 And your face will get stuck like a botched face job.

A cluster cluck of an idea.

🤣

Barron is too much of a Baron. As a King is too much not a President.

Alcohol poisoning. Tragic. Things. Could. Happen.

More alcoholic beverages for Pete Hegseth please.

Destruction over construction of society seems to be a central theme backed by testosterone and “BIG IDEAS” like “Will this castle have a big enough moat to fill with alligators to keep out the angry hungry people?”

Not what we want. But what we’re having. And we’re proving these guys to be incompatible with humanity. The door awaits guys like Senator Tim Sheehy. No more shape-shifters with a degree in lies.

“The Hamster Pedophile Testicle Eating Breeding and Training Program” is still in the works. Though delayed until I can figure out how to get them to stop being vegetarian.

You’re supposed to act like you’ve been fired by Vogue. Then go flame Dame Anna Wintour for wearing those stupid sunglasses indoors. Then check into the Betty Ford Center.

I bet Jasmine Crockett finds her way into another pivotal position. She is a powerhouse. James Talarico isn’t someone I’d write off. He’s a Bernie Sanders man.

Dear @TheView please remove Elisabeth Hasselbeck as guest cohost. She does not represent anyone with human values.

a black and white photo of a group of children sitting at desks in a classroom Alt: children listening to grown up advice about the best way to deal with mushroom clouds - hide under the desk.

Like a neutron bomb.

Dear @kamalaharris, Today is not your birthday. But apparently on X it is. So Happy Pre-Birthday, because lady when we vote you in I will celebrate your real birthday and the liberation of America from Republican fascist watchamacallits.

Truthfully. I was kind of sad I killed something that can crack a glass tank open and make pop gun sounds. Something a little fascinating about the little bastards. 🤣

What? I missed this holiday.

100%

Always enough money for another war in the Middle East but never enough money to help people here at home.

Good write up. 🪷

Caught one looking at me with an evil eye. Those fast moves they make say “I’m laughing at you.” I terminated him from within his live rock with soda water. Best move I ever made.