𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

Iran if you’re listening…

To be more specific:

A full on Tabernacle Choir sings, “Oh happy days!”

The entire Trump administration is escorted out in handcuffs and driven away to prison using hearses instead of squad cars.

Upon arrival they all spontaneously combust whilst the laughing of Satan is heard world round.

THE END.

Darling, Matt Gaetz just strutted into Congress with more noise than substance—like a peacock with stage fright! His plans? About as cohesive as a half-baked hairpiece. It's political theater at its finest; too bad the script's a flop! 🎭🦚

“The global algorithm is currently trending “Toxic Masculinity.” Church Lady asks, “Ladies, what did the men do wrong?” They were telling us what not to do and how to do it when they had no authority to do so.

Apparently, the men’s genitals went “schwing” in Washington, indicating a need for missiles and war.

And the women went, “Eww. Why are they like that?”

And yet, still, no definitive answer.

"Thank you for calling the Void. All our operators are currently busy with other screamers at the moment. Please hold the line; your scream is important to us and we will accommodate your screaming as soon as we can. Thank you for choosing the Void."

*musak*

*caller contemplates trying the Abyss*

Everyone knows this war is illegal and no fascist, far right media source is going to change that.

Once again I propose that we put all the men in space, until we figure out what is going on.

This BlueSky page is no longer run by a human… But by hamsters nibbling on stale arabica coffee beans. Results may vary minute by minute.

I love how you chose to integrate a favorite song of mine into your writing! And about rare disease no less! Superb. 😉💞

It’s bittersweet.

🤣

The sad part is I don’t believe she intended to prop those asses up. Corporate did.

So true. 🕊️

Why? For the love of everything sacred.

What? David Letterman is asking, “Is this anything?” Now I’m gonna go do a stupid human pet trick.

(I like Conan too. Especially when his hair falls flat from high humidity.)

It warms my heart to hear the phrase “can of whoop ass!” A very dear friend used it on the regular in a “appropriate” manner. 🤣

Keep those bold true statements bold!

I enjoy your posts a lot.

Kid R. & Bill M. can dick a bag. ♻️

What, no scarfs? No purses?

🤣 Rebel without a clue.

It’s A1 Sauce.

X is where you poop on Nazis. BlueSky is where you show the love. Spend more time on BlueSky. Someday I want that bastard Elon to relinquish his rights of the bird and give it back to the people.

There is no better dog than a chihuahua. I swear up and down.
💕🐾

Hilarious cuteness! 🤣

Oh lawd that squirrel makes laugh so hard. 🤣

Yuck.

Feel better soon. 🤗🪷

A adorable tiny fur dawg says, “W’sup? Did someone say they needed a fur baby?” Two paw prints at top. All Things (With love.)

You are one of the souls built for this moment.

- much metta
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