Professor Penelope P. Pantstrousers

a hilarious thing that John McCain of all people turned out to be prescient about was that UFC was a barbaric sideshow that would poison our culture

The Purge movies are so underrated. Usually franchises like that get worse with every movie. Each. The Purge movies just keep getting better and better.

If I had my own laptop and was more, "tech-savvy" or whatever, I would probably, despite my disgust, use this slop tool to pay for the dental implants I desperately need but can't afford. Then I figure I'd have a lot more decent options as a person with teeth

Callous and manipulative: Study says 'malevolent personality traits' dominate Trump voters PsyPost reports a new psychological study has found that people who claim favorable views of President Donald Trump also tend to score higher on measures of callousness, manipulation, and other malevo...

A study linked conservative ideology to malevolent traits, finding those who viewed Trump favorably scored higher in callousness, manipulation, and similar behaviors—painting a darker psychological profile of his supporters.
www.rawstory.com/trump-voters...

I mean, it was obvious even without a study but it's nice to have data.

My new 2025 personality

every rose has its thorn
just like every cowboy
loves his cowboy porn

And then they'll want to rename it to Trumpland.

I have never been to New York and in fact know very little about it. But even I can tell how wrong this is.

That's still bad. I really don't want Homer to be younger than me, but being the same age is still not cool.

No. Don't do this to me. You can't do this to me!

Pretty much, yeah. In the cold war almost everything in media was anti-communist propaganda, and that stuff kept getting played, and influenced the next generation of creators, etc. "Communism = Bad" was pushed insanely hard by the wealthy motherfuckers who basically rule the world. It still is!

What series are you talking about, that sounds cool. (the death traps one, not the fascist wizards one)

This world is run by the most evil people on it.

If you really want to dig down into the twisted shit that The Donald is trying to cover up, what's a big difference between Trump and Epstein? There are no creepy public quotes from Epstein alluding to wanting to f*ck his own daughter.

Twitter post Nathan (New Video!) @Humanstein The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989. 11:19 AM 1/21/21 - Twitter for Android

it has been said over and over but it’s worth reiterating in the face of this horrifying decision: RFK is quite literally joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer

It shouldn’t be considered radical to say we must feed the hungry, house the homeless, and provide healthcare, education and a living wage to all.

It should be considered radical to support fascism.

To prop up the billionaire class at the expense of everyone else.

We’ve got it all backwards.

well, billionaires really are all parasites, but the parties are not the same enough that we shouldn't vote against the Nazis (R)

This is just straight up Nazi shit. The genes/jeans thing might have started as a punny advertising slogan, but the Nazis kept showing up and now it's a Nazi bar.

Well, Jesus supposedly died at 33 and this dude is 56, so it's wrong in multiple ways before you even get to that asshole Mel Gibson

Is it gonna star the same guy? Because I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't live that long.

This one doesn't work because magic tricks are a skill that takes hard work to learn. I can't imagine him trying something over and over and over until he actually perfects it.

The audiobooks?! They're not even selling their souls for the big HBO show, they're giving them away cheap!

I'll never forgive the capitalists for the wasted potential.

The genius stuck in poverty.

The lives tormented by stress in a system that places systemic failures on the individual.

The ensuing myriad of self-destructive escapism.

The abhorrent belief that our finite lives are not of equal value.

My mom refused to put me on Ritalin despite my obvious and severe ADHD. I might have had an okay life otherwise.

At protests and stuff, sure, that makes sense. But people should keep using cameras *against* cops if they see police brutality happening.

That would have actually been better.

One question I keep asking the more revolutionary types is, "How exactly do you expect hundreds of millions of people to completely upend their livelihoods in service of your 'revolution' that you have no proof will even work...when YOU can't even be bothered to fill in a circle on a ballot?"