John J Salomone

It actually does that already lmao maybe that’s why I’m used to it

Daylight savings time is dumb I like waking up in the dark! Good morning! The moon is still out!!!

“In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill.”

Me in drag dressed as Lisa from Blackpink in a labubu outfit. The Labubu keychain is unfortunately not facing the camera but I look too c*nty not to post

Happy Halloween from Lisa Blackpink Labubu

I have the 3 lamps too!!!

I screamed at this

2016-2020 was a decade, but 2020-2025 has been 2 years. Think about that

YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch! The Halloween Episode | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 36

NEW HALLOWEEN EPISODE! We're in our halloween costumes come look it's fun okay bye! youtu.be/_KhNodCSUaA?...

Almost walked into a spider descending from the ceiling on a web OOKIE SPOOKY!!! FUCK

Why So Serious? Labubu- brown fur dressed as a clown/jester

Why So Serious? Labubu- brown fur dressed as a clown/jester without the hat

Oh ok this is now my favorite labubu

YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch! Gay People LOVE Escape Rooms | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 35

New episode today! It's a super fun one the energy is HIGH. We talk about which horror movie villains are gay (it's all of them) and other stuff have fun!!! youtu.be/ZfyqORF6G6Y?...

3 new videos in my youtube feed - "Do We Regret Our Relationship?" by Dan and Phil, "Trixie Holds a Seance w/ Roz Hernandez, Kelly Mantle, and Meatball" by Trixie Mattel, and "Dragula Titans 2 Premiere Review" by IMHO the show

My shows are on

I can’t believe it but this costume is actually coming together. Y’all ain’t ready

I want to recreate this for drag

I said I WANT it not that I'm GETTING IT (but I might get it)

Monster High xenomorph-themed doll- Bratz face visible through the xenomorph shaped head, tail, high heels, translucent dress with alien patterns on it

Monster High Xenomorph doll next to the box it comes in

Do I want the c*nty monster high xenomorph doll yes I do

Everyone be nice to Dan and Phil or I will hurt you

YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch! Back from the Dead | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 34

New podcast ep today! This week we tell spooky stories, talk about horror movies, and halloween costumes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgGv...

Various twinkle twinkle toys from popmart

Don’t do it. They’re too easy to get. Be stronger than I

The what-

Mine are all named Susan

I hate when that happens

If you’re ever feeling lonely just remember that 80-90% of humans have mites living in their eyelashes, little friends who are always with you :-)

Tama screens scratch super easily 😭 you may be able to find a replacement one on Etsy or aliexpress but then you gotta open it up. They make screen protectors too!

You ever look around your apartment and go uh oh I have too much stuff

Me

Confirmation page for unboxed Pop Now Juggling Clown Labubu

Omg I got the labubu in one try

Oh I would take full credit for this if I did make it TRUST AND BELIEVE

Found on Reddit, a person with a labubu face opens their coat to reveal around 12 labubus hanging inside. They’re also wearing a fedora like hat. Very cool

Was it like this

YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch! 2 Gays 1 Cup | Shut Up, Bitch! Reacts

NEW VIDEO that is NOT a podcast episode cuz I had COVID last week. But like check it out it's a new thing we haven't done before yayyy www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HUC...