John J Salomone

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@halfmoonjoe.com makes an appearance in today’s clip for @shutupbitchpod.com 👀 www.instagram.com/reel/DUjg3QA...

Twice in the past year I’ve had a spider in my apartment descend from the ceiling on a thread directly in front of me like I’m in a haunted house

Yes!!! I want to be unreachable. If anyone needs me they can come to my house and knock on the door

Sometimes I don't want to be able to receive texts AT ALL. I need a setting that bounces a text back & says "Sorry, x is not receiving texts right now, please try again another time"

Just turn off your phone you're saying, ok but what about when I turn it back on!?!?

YouTube video by Shut Up, Bitch! We’re All a Little Gay (okay) | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 49

We're investigating Trisha's lyrical genius in this episode of @shutupbitchpod.com!!

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Jackbox “Who ruined it?” screen with two answers: “Tiny little fruits - John x2” versus “Tiny little fruits - and they’re all named John and they keep multiplying and there’s 50 of them.”

Bye to all of my money!!!

Tamagotchi display with, notably, 2 new stupidly expensive shells/boxes designed by Mitsuhiro Higuchi and Shohei Ochiai

TAMA MAIL!!! Somebody take my debit card away from me

Whenever we get negative comments on our videos it’s usually directed at something @tylershutup.bsky.social said, and that brings me joy

screaming

YES.

lmao

A concerned woman next to text that reads "Fleas? In MY bedroom? It's more likely than you think. FREE PC CHECK!" Originally read "Pornography? On MY computer?" then popularized with the text "Centipedes? In MY vagina?" idk y'all I'm just reporting the news

There are FLEAS in my BEDROOM I don't even have an ANIMAL I'm burning the entire apartment down with me in it

“Those toys are going to wind up in a landfill” crash cut to me creating a museum in my house

YES

Various labubus displayed in a lighted display case

The Labubu shelf has been updated

Having a day where I only have the capacity to respond to 1 person’s texts ( @tylershutup.bsky.social ) and every group text is getting ignored

don't worry when I go to sleep they come to life and do drugs in the kitchen

Bandai gashapon machine

@halfmoonjoe.com I want the bandai one

Large display case with warm-ish lighting that has labubus on the top shelf, a tamagotchi collection on the middle shelf, pokemon/kirby on the 3rd shelf, and random stuff on the bottom that you can't see in the photo

I put a display case together over the weekend and am still organizing things but look!!!! (I put a graphic media label on this because I don't want to trigger @halfmoonjoe.com's fear of big tamagotchis)

SUSPENDED*

this is the funniest reason to be banned I'm so sorry

Based on silent hill 2??? I guess I’m watching it

How is there a silent hill movie coming out in 5 days and I only just found out about it

Popmart Zimomo “Warm Sweater” figure- Zimomo (male Labubu!) sitting, wearing a flocked sweater and scarf, holding a saucer and cup of coffee or tea, with an autumn leaf on his head. Posed on an animal crossing placemat with a Kirby mug in the background

I’m gonna buy him a little chair to sit in

Out: Saving reading a text message for when you have the capacity to respond thoughtfully, having the notification plague you all day, feeling guilt and stress every time you see it

In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!

I miss oversharing on the internet! Now I just send @tylershutup.bsky.social 15 voice memos a day instead! I see yall complain about work on here and it’s like damn I wish that was me!!

(This isn't a problem for us at all, and all of our Shorts are monetized so that's good! Just wild how much censorship is needed now)

A list of YouTube videos that have limited monetization on them because of "ad suitability", which is defined here: "This video may earn limited or no ad revenue due to content identified as not suitable for most advertisers. We use a combination of automated systems and human reviews to detect violations of our advertiser-friendly content guidelines. It remains fully playable and is eligible to earn subscription revenue from YouTube Premium."

Shut Up, Bitch! was monetized recently and I did not know how bleak the state of monetization on YouTube was right now. Back in my day you could fully say the f-slur and youtube would throw you a party at their headquarters

I can only imagine that this is a review of metamucil