Argent🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

You may be asking: Argent why have you been gone so long?
The answer? i forgor,

A white baby seal being scrubbed by a blanket. He looks unamused.

one of my co-workers has been using my deadname behind my back

Foolish kitty

Hmmm mayhaps

I turned it on and she jumped off she does not wanna exercise shes just lazy😤

STUPID FATASS CAT GET OFF THE TREADMILL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT WORKS

MY GF IS SO PRETTY GRAHHHHHHHH

Guh,

Real

Chubby girl my beloved,

Realll

Jimbus

Silly seal blast

Wahoooooo

Yeah and I met my girlfriend irl too a few times :3

You can buy Robert Cop for only 5 dollars

Yeah :3
I am around occasionally
Less now since I am a grown up with a job now

Hemblo thas me :3

Wowy zowy

Girls kissing
Mayhaps kissing me
On the lips
With tongue, even

I am shaved and clean so there may be boobs
U have been warned

oughh,

Say that again...

Not that seal

Taking over servers and turning them into seal role play servers
None shall escape me

I put seal after my jokes so my wifey knows to laugh or ill explode

You can't even faint like a Victorian lady when you see a beautiful girl anymore people just think you're sick
The only thing im sick with is lust, you fool

Im always real

Sometimes I am overcome with a terrible melancholy and the only cure is jorkin my weinor

Real