Well played.
05.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@slidemanernie.bsky.social
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Well played.
05.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet vintners get a lot of news from the grapevine.
05.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
'Nowledge Nugget:
Snails can sleep for three years.
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
05.03.2026 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I used to touch my toes 20 times each morning.
Now I wave to them.
Bakers sometimes just roll with things.
05.03.2026 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have cat to be kitten me.
05.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Romantic tea drinkers start their day with Chai-kovsky.
05.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yuck. We awaken at 2a Sunday morning to change clocks already.
05.03.2026 11:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Long series of pitches, each one lower than the one before:
Descendo.
"Thanks for trying but there's a reason your name is Robin not Batman."
05.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good snippet in a post:
"My bio is degradable."
'Nowledge Nugget:
The ashes of Pringles inventor Fredric Baur are buried in one of his beloved cans.
Good thing to say when asked to do something out of your purview:
"Not my raccoon, not my trash can."
God's designing is Ed's dog.
04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Which soup recipe is borrowed most often?
Lentil's.
Upon reflection, I have never met a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
04.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Caesar Salad Aficionado:
Romaine-ian.
Just brie yourself today.
04.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Which potatoes planted themselves?
The ones stamped "Idaho."
Will the domicile in Netflix's "Little House" reboot be 200 sq. ft.?
03.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
'Nowledge Nugget:
Dutch Pink is a shade of yellow.
He who invented glue showed sticktoitiveness.
03.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything between Alice and her cobbler is peachy.
03.03.2026 12:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deer feel glee freed.
03.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got a Latvian friend who sets up sound systems for events - a Czech one too.
03.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Marketing a wrap-around bandage for pain relief was an Ace venture.
03.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He who wakes up early yawns the whole day long.
03.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once had quite the crush on the dill piccolo player.
03.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 'Knowledge Nugget today needed an extra "gee."
02.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0