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Retired band director/concert manager/trombonist residing in Southern ME. Trained in the heat of Twitter where I had 110K followers. Fan of puns, Boston, the color blue, early jazz & more. #IFollowBack

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Well played.

05.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet vintners get a lot of news from the grapevine.

05.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Nowledge Nugget:

Snails can sleep for three years.

05.03.2026 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With great reflexes comes great response ability.

05.03.2026 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to touch my toes 20 times each morning.
Now I wave to them.

05.03.2026 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bakers sometimes just roll with things.

05.03.2026 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have cat to be kitten me.

05.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Romantic tea drinkers start their day with Chai-kovsky.

05.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yuck. We awaken at 2a Sunday morning to change clocks already.

05.03.2026 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long series of pitches, each one lower than the one before:

Descendo.

05.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Thanks for trying but there's a reason your name is Robin not Batman."

05.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good snippet in a post:

"My bio is degradable."

04.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Nowledge Nugget:

The ashes of Pringles inventor Fredric Baur are buried in one of his beloved cans.

04.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good thing to say when asked to do something out of your purview:

"Not my raccoon, not my trash can."

04.03.2026 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God's designing is Ed's dog.

04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which soup recipe is borrowed most often?

Lentil's.

04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Upon reflection, I have never met a healthy, wealthy and wise man.

04.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caesar Salad Aficionado:

Romaine-ian.

04.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just brie yourself today.

04.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which potatoes planted themselves?

The ones stamped "Idaho."

04.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will the domicile in Netflix's "Little House" reboot be 200 sq. ft.?

03.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Nowledge Nugget:

Dutch Pink is a shade of yellow.

03.03.2026 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He who invented glue showed sticktoitiveness.

03.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything between Alice and her cobbler is peachy.

03.03.2026 12:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deer feel glee freed.

03.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got a Latvian friend who sets up sound systems for events - a Czech one too.

03.03.2026 12:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Marketing a wrap-around bandage for pain relief was an Ace venture.

03.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He who wakes up early yawns the whole day long.

03.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I once had quite the crush on the dill piccolo player.

03.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 'Knowledge Nugget today needed an extra "gee."

02.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0