This Scientitian

Mostly because these dorks grew up hating creativity.

I thought I could feel my cholesterol levels rising.

Brb. Gonna invent tech to revive the dead so I can explain the finer points of Superman lore to Christopher Reeves

Happy Halloween!
#できたてころね

"You all tried to tell me that they just wanted to kill me too and that I would never be accepted by them, and I am magnanimous enough to forgive you all for that. I'll take my award now."

ポケ擬ミミッキュちゃん〜‪🥺🫶🤍

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥

An artwork by spindle of the character Ev, a rabbitfolk woman with long blonde hair, wearing a formal greyish beige office outfit, cream pantyhose, and pink heels. She's sitting in an office filing her nails

warm up

"I understand the judicial branch's argument, however, I believe they need to review the case of "You can't make me v. I don't wanna"

ISLAMO-COMMIES is totally going to be the name of my Ska cover band

I didn't really need another reason to not buy GTAVI when it came out, but I appreciate their dedication to making the decision easier.

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

What's the over/under that Trump thinks the nuclear option involves actual nuclear weapons?

We used to be a proper country. Classy underwear catalogues on every doorstep.

🎃Happy Halloween!!🎃

#Halloween2025 ＃ハロウィン

I legitimately liked The Last Jedi a lot, but I understand that's a controversial statement. But it felt like Rian Johnson had a story he wanted to tell. He had themes he wanted to explore.

Similarly, the prequels are bad. But at least there's a story there.

Rise of Skywalker is just... nothing.

Dishonestly avoiding the actual point of their critics is all the right has.

The New York Post doing its damndest to remain New York's worst newspaper. It refuses to let the Times take that crown.

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One thing you have to admire about New York's leading local news outlet is its consistency.

Oh, wait.

オバケかぼちゃの出荷🎃
#Halloween

did that silly billy twitter trend (1/3)

Most evil people are also stupid, it's just a matter of degree.

The doctor said you're not supposed to get pudding in that eye

Cats and subway riders, living together, mass hysteria

"I used to be bi, but thanks to CO2 now I'm gayer than a Chappell Roan and Elton John concert."

But it comes with a free eye pudding!

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

I could see the Joker hating Nazis not out of patriotism or some sort of twisted moral code but just because he finds their evil boring.

You see Nazi imagery
Are you playing Wolfenstein or watching Inglorious Basterds?
If yes, things are fine
If no, things are not fine

Bigots really trying to come up with fresh ways to call people "race traitors" these days. At least it's more subtle than the people who say any Jewish person who doesn't support Israel isn't a "real Jewish person."