Mikey

I don’t know much, but I do know that a PSA telling me to use less energy in my day to day by “air drying my laundry” followed immediately by a commercial for Chat GPT makes me want the earth to crash into the sun.

Sinners was impossibly good

“I could have put more tajin on this” is a thing I say whenever I eat anything

100 push ups a day for May, in the books. Gonna keep doing it. I like push ups, it turns out

Socials always spying, so I need a Hunk City tank top and a survival mode self defense ringer tee immediately please and thank you

Successfully navigated another week of corporate hellscape America. Only 1,250 more weeks or so to go

Also speaking of economy, this post used exactly the 300 character limit. I would like a gold star please.

I get it. You’re an economy bro. You can’t be bothered with all of the other stuff. But tariffs are inflationary, and the policies of the gov right now are stagnating growth, so why aren’t you rioting about that? Literally everything that is happening right now is bad for this dream that was America

With my 401k tanking, looking like lottery retirement plan is back to being option A. Are we great yet? This doesn’t feel that great.

Tattoo therapy time

Cancelled my prime membership and feel real good about it

Good thing they got that early lead, they’ve been out scored since

Watching Romeo + Juliet, and referring to Paris (Paul Rudd) as a man of wax was pretty on the nose.

Don’t normally see “celebrities” out in the wild, but seeing “the professor” from the And1 mixtape and countless YouTube videos tour was definitely jarring to my senses

Just played my first full court game of basketball since 2020. I am very tired, but also, very happy.

Listening to “message in a bottle”, but just the “sending out an S.O.S.” part on repeat, because of *gestures wildly at everything*

Too many wanna be Lex Luther’s out there, and no Superman

Another sign of the end times: this is the first NBA game in 20 years that LeBron James didn’t start.

Electing a guy who doesn’t pay his debts, and then thinking that we are going to reduce the deficit is, in my opinion, pretty laughable.

Anyway, these deck chairs aren’t going to just rearrange themselves, so off to work I go…

Co Workers: that halftime show was the worst!

Me: how does it feel to be wrong all the time?

We’ve moved on from wrestling: we’re no making things with clay. I made the dragon. The jumping spider, fly, and snake are all him

Watching the Royal Runble with my 6yo, and he just called Logan Paul a Brozo, and frankly I’m so proud. Also, Brozo? Top tier slam, kid. No notes.

This is the first time in my adult life I have called in sick for a week straight. Totally bonkers

Say what you will about a weeklong respiratory illness, but coughing for 7straight days every 10 minutes is a great core workout

Been sick all week. RSV and a bacterial infection

Just the worst really

I mean, sure other places cook the food for you, but I really do love Japanese/Korean BBQ. Yes, I’d love to cook my own food and pay you for the pleasure.

I’ve been listing to The Jam today, some 1980’s punk.

The lyrics to songs like Trans-Global Express and Town called Malice could just as well have been written yesterday.

New rule: you can’t dance to YMCA if you’ve never been inside of one.

I can’t be the only one who points and laughs at cybertrucks, right?

Right?

Could use some more Woody Guthrie in this day and age..