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Call South Africa Pippin because they literally went WHAT ABOUT SECOND SUPER OVER

Humdinger of a game between South Africa and Afghanistan. Twists and turns that can only be described as riverine.

It took 1bn to future proof flooding calamities that would save millions a year, ensuring break even within one lifetime.

Don’t worry about them. Just throw them some decimal numbers if they get too loud.

If you can ignore overwhelming evidence in favour of oil/climate change, banning vaccines and cutting funding to medicine, I guess no level of academic pedigree can stop this rotten bunch.

Marx was right. R is the only way.

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

That qualifier doing so much heavy lifting

Beautiful Women named Hiring Manager are trying to get me to learn Terraform

- So, what do you do?
- I'm a supervillain.
- What's your name?
- Autocorrector.
- HAHAHA! Are you Sirius? What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

When you build muscles you can do both.

The American mind cannot comprehend the beauty of test cricket.

I'm not "anti-AI". I'm anti:

* Shipping code at LGTM-speed
* Replacing user research & feedback with hallucinations
* Abdicating thinking
* BDUF in .md files
* Burning the planet for - in most cases - lower productivity & worse reliability
* Stealing IP on an industrial scale
* Technofeudalism

Those were some long long years

Interesting graph. Almost everyone have tapered off at 36ish.

Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Lord, give me the stillness of spirit to respond to a 0-3 deficit in the 3rd set of a slam final... and winning a $2.7m match point with the emotional range of a passport photo.

Rybakina's a cool customer, folks.

Yes!!! You were always too good to not have won more slams. Well done Elena! And thank you for bringing respect and grace back to the winners podium 😁

GO ELENAAAAAA

I thought being masturbatory was a pre requisite to being French.

Sir a second Italian has been eliminated by Djoker

Wow. Somehow Palpatine returned.

Djoker vs Sinner sounds like a fantasy feudal matchup of magical characters

Where were you when Carlos Alcaraz psychologically destroyed the worst man in tennis

And today it was Carlos’s body that broke first and not his spirit. And that’s all that mattered at the end.

I’M TEARING UP. OMG. OMG