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I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us…

What job is a guy with a Nazi tattoo qualified for? defector.com/what-job-is-...

Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff

Everyone: oh, like what?

Every centrist hagiographer: very important things

Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?

Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

donald trump's signature

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

with the exception of your own team, who’s the player you’re most excited to watch on a given day?

I, for one, don’t believe the rumor that Adams is gonna announce that he sat on his balls and his balls got sucked up into his butt and he had to go to the hospital to get his balls unstuck from his butt

Guy who let George santos into congress so he could come in a distant 3rd in governor primary: I am definitely a good representative of what the Democratic Party should want to be

the only time I remember a Dem going after an opponent like this was Hillary’s camp doing all the birther shit. Even that wasn’t exactly the same, since their politics ended up being so similar

I think part of the reason this hasn’t happened more is because most of the time, major candidates don’t disagree on a ton of actual policy. If we all agree that Israel gets unobstructed funding, the military has to expand, and the social safety net needs to shrink, we’re not really “enemies” per se

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

You’re guaranteed a Vikings Super Bowl win but you have to go on a Hike. Do you do it?

Ginger Minj is the Hillary Clinton of drag race this tweet is for no one

Why not just sell both shoes for one price

my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge

me: yeah

my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad

me: ok wait, that’s not really–

my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again

me: four loko

No surprise that Chicago Pope was able to make it through all the arguments and petty feuds of Conclave voting. He's got a lot of experience with Italian beef.

alert from the Toyota app that says “please check the 2025 Camry hybrid rear seat.”

Thank you Toyota app for keeping my pizza safe 🫡🫡

I’m excited for tomorrow because it is a Good Friday (season finale of drag race)

High five, dad
*I hold up my hand*
Don’t leave me hanging
*hand still up*
Maybe tomorrow then
*slowly walks away from Dad’s grave*

eating a burrito on the beach is so California-coded. they absolutely cooked with this one.

Gamer Grandma @dgahk when mother takes you to see the sail ships and she is in fine humour so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young boy (Photo of cat with a lollipop)

one step closer to the butlerian jihad 🤞🤞🤞

Bari Weiss's "HOW TO FIGHT ANTI-SEMITISM" book cover atop Musk's sieg heil photo, with the salute in the background appearing to emerge from the cover's upper left depiction of a seam opening, almost as if the book cover was made for it

Looking into it

as a therapist who is also in therapy my advice is: the best treatment, for you, is the treatment where you feel safest. if there’s concerns that are going to hinder your ability to get the most out of your time and money, it’s well within your right to ask, so long as you’re prepared to walk away

Everyone is going to say Adams is doing this because of the Trump quid pro quo, but it's important to remember that Adams has always been a disgusting piece of shit. He's probably doing this for the love of the game.

Two officers end up in the hospital after accidental drug exposure

Fentanyl cannot get into your system unless you ingest it. “Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. If the police don’t know basic chemistry or physics then they probably should stop cosplaying as experts on toxicology

the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend

crazy coincidence that we have the same favorite book store! can’t wait to read this, “the adults in the room” was an inspiration

do you have a favorite bookstore or site that you’d be happy to direct traffic to?