Crystal Lynn

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a black Australian shepherd with his chin on the bed giving the begging face

“You’re eating breakfast in bed? Can I also eat [your] breakfast in [your] bed please?” - Zuki, probably

a small shelf with five books on it. The books have little fake leafy sprouts sticking out the tops

Look at how cute these bookmarks are

I’m so happy for you and now I want spam musubi

I also enjoyed both those movies but only kind of understood them lol.

Did you watch it multiple times to flesh out your analysis? Did you enjoy it?

I’m not a particularly artful or creative or imaginative person, I take a lot of things at face value, so it can be really difficult for me to dissect these things, so I end up “studying” the theories instead, if that makes sense

I still think it was a big “wtf” but in an artfully surreal way, like Naked Lunch. I don’t think I could stomach it again personally but I really, really enjoyed how much it made me think about the meaning behind it. It’s been a long time since I spent this much energy trying to interpret something

Thank you! This is such an interesting theory. I’ve seen theories that it’s just all through the lens of severe anxiety and that he’s a drug addict but not that he’s a serial killer. The theory you have about Elaine is good. And I would support that his mother’s behavior contributed to his actions.

Image description: a screenshot of my phone. At the top, it says “hey Siri when is the next Friday the 13th” Siri responds, “It’s Tuesday, March 18, 2025.”

Thanks Siri

New business idea: a filter for TV that censors the sound of doorbells.

Targeted to people who have dogs.

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It all makes sense now

a screencap of the travel.state.gov website from 1/31/25. Two areas are highlighted in pale red saying "LGB". Red text has been overlayed saying "was LGBTQI+"

From bsky.app/profile/dian...

Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.

Today it's been changed to "LGB".

The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.

a tuxedo cat sitting on the dining table blocking my laptop as I pet her

It’s been nine months since my dad died, and I’m glad Kyle (his cat) sees this as her home now. It was hard at first for her to go from being an almost strictly outdoor cat to a strictly indoor cat at a totally different house. But she is happy here 💕

A post from oregontinyhome says, “If they’re freeloaders then why is ICE raising workplaces?” A comment in response from michelle60711 says, “And who are the criminals at an elementary school?”

I’ve spent hours now looking online at different theories

I’m watching Beau is Afraid and just one question, what the fuck?

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies

A screenshot captioned “Me addressing the homies.” The screenshot is a post from Ben Zeisloft that says, “Various transgenders, sodomites, apostates and critical theorists”

A text between an unnamed texter and The Itsy Bitsy Spider at 1:09am Unnamed Texter: girl don’t go up the spout again the rains gonna come and wash u out Spider: I won’t [text liked by unnamed texter] Texter: you promise Spider: yeah [spider emoji, smily face emoticon] Later at 3:11am Spider: omg you’re gonna hate me

A picture of strawberry ice cream with the caption “ when I was 9, I thought anyone who preferred strawberry ice cream was weird and sad and now I love strawberry ice cream so I was right”

I'm really annoyed. I got prescribed prednisone for a persistent cough. The prednisone's side effects made my vision blurry and made me have to pee like fifty times a day. And I still have the damn cough.

a close up of Austin’s chair with plastic covering the seat, one wheel slightly darker than the other

Austin won’t always use the hand rims on his wheelchair so his hands end up getting filthy from the regular wheel. So once in a while I have to sit and scrub them clean with a toothbrush. The difference isn’t super obvious in the picture but it’s much cleaner now

Look at this planter Paul bought with his own money!

Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers

A post from Gemma Pender says, “It’s not Asperger’s, it’s Autism. Aspergers was named after the Nazi Hanz Asperger who tortured kids with additional needs to see which of them deserved to die and which could be put to work. Aspergers is just what they call “Put them to work instead of killing them” kind of autistic. The autistic community is trying to get folk to stop using that term because it’s offensive and ableist”

A post from @s4m31p4n says, “Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is”

A post from Jason Satterfield with the caption, “If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs…” followed by a picture of eggs in a frying pan

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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A post with a caption that says, “Does anyone have any friends in or near Rowland Heights, CA? That’s the town listed on this person’s Facebook page, and this should be circulated immediately.” Below the caption is a post from @LadyDumplings that says, “I cannot begin to explain how much I hate everyone.” Included is a screenshot from someone named Sandor Magyar that says, “I’m organizing with 3 other patriots to rent a large moving truck, stop by Home Depot and pick up 12 to 15 “day laborers” and drive them straight to the ICE facility. Next week is our test run with plans of doing it weekly as a service to the community.”

Rowland Heights CA

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