@jessabbott22.bsky.social
One of my AP kids spent his whole paragraph writing time covering his Chromebook with lukewarm chow mein :(
03.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an actual photo of me explaining to my students that my black eye is from me being bad at catch and NOT a back-alley fight
30.09.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ICE arrested a man on apparently nonexistent charges! Because they just get to do whatever the fuck they want to I guess, rule of law be damned!
www.kgw.com/article/news...
what does it mean when dealing with a flat tire on a Monday morning is more tolerable and less stressful than being at work?
02.06.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
moths are hot
11.05.2025 04:06 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0h8r
23.03.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my haters will be pleased to hear that I double-knotted my shoes today and haven’t had to re-tie them once.
22.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0brb, thinking about that time a seventh grader (who was on a school no-hall-pass list) ripped a loose tooth out of her mouth to try to get out of my class.
13.03.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EDGAR 😭😭😭 he’s GLORIOUS
11.03.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While we’re here, PBIS is a terrible system that pushes the idea that you should be a good person because you MIGHT get rewarded. It emphasizes the importance of compliance and meeting expectations for the sake of rewards, even if those things go against your values. It’s GROSS and I HATE IT!!!!!!!!
06.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“If I could indoctrinate kids, I would get them to bring a pencil an—“
NO!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
INDOCTRINATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICAN EDUCATION, SLOWLY BUILDING THE VERY IDEOLOGY THAT LED US HERE, NOW.
YOUR CHOICE TO IGNORE THE SUBTLE NATURE OF INDOCTRINATION ENABLES IT TO PERSIST!
today: 1 (primarily wore boots w/o laces, though)
02.02.2025 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yesterday: 5
today: also 5!
today’s count: 2 (note: i spent a lot of time sitting while prepping for work)
30.01.2025 07:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today’s count: 4!
29.01.2025 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yesterday’s final count: 7
28.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0count so far today: 4 (twice in 3rd period and a kid made fun of me for it)
27.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today’s count: 2
27.01.2025 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0solely using this platform to keep track of how many times I have to stop to tie at least one of my shoes during the day.
27.01.2025 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
