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@choffmanni.bsky.social

Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper

606 Followers  |  258 Following  |  456 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.4971

Latest posts by choffmanni.bsky.social on Bluesky

Woah!!!!

10.06.2025 11:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm

24.05.2025 14:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Banger

13.04.2025 17:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
mike myers standing next to kanye west

mike myers standing next to kanye west

“joe biden did not care about faggots”

13.04.2025 13:28 — 👍 54    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0
cheddar on alec’s desk chair

cheddar on alec’s desk chair

rico laying in front of the tv

rico laying in front of the tv

emma and harper next to some cincy light

emma and harper next to some cincy light

harper taking a picture of me taking a picture of harper with emma next to her

harper taking a picture of me taking a picture of harper with emma next to her

@choffmanni.bsky.social

12.04.2025 18:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Omg the full spread

13.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”

13.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️

⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️

07.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Grandpa WILL be in this episode

06.04.2025 19:36 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Porksky

06.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch

What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI

What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo

03.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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They’re putting me in this tomorrow

03.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is not a joke anymore

03.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Banditsky shaker

03.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Are you enjoying the show?

Refill your nothing

You’ll love this next part.

03.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Money status: molested

03.04.2025 16:32 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...

Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”

(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)

02.04.2025 10:58 — 👍 477    🔁 95    💬 3    📌 7

Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent

01.04.2025 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)

01.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is outside a shopping center too, and you can’t even legally have billboards like this in Canada, W on Canada’s part.

Also how is this being paid for? Where is the money coming from? Carney’s campaign? Reappropriated funds from canceled American contracts?

01.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”

The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”

01.04.2025 21:11 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism

-start trade war with your ally for ????

-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war

Beastmode

01.04.2025 20:56 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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I’m starting a new job working in data entry at a jewelry repair factory and the soon to happen mass decline of disposable income will either mean the company goes under or I don’t do any work while getting paid.

01.04.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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woah

01.04.2025 16:28 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why is there so much bad porn on the discover and what’s hot tabs??? I just wanna have a normal algorithm, I don’t want to see bears in chastity!

01.04.2025 16:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jagmeet Singh has gotta be flipping burgers and asking if you want fries with that this time next year, dude has destroyed his party for reasons that only the Singhma Mindset can comprehend.

01.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Banger vid

01.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mirror

31.03.2025 20:07 — 👍 5432    🔁 515    💬 9    📌 1

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