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@choffmanni.bsky.social

Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper

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Yuri 3

06.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 501    🔁 331    💬 6    📌 28

Like having a treasure map and digging in the wrong spot for years because it was upside down the entire time

31.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The United States of Pedophilia

31.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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breeding a trans girl and then punching her in the stomach to make sure it doesn't take

18.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 174    🔁 17    💬 12    📌 1
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I’m alive just very cold

17.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lowkirkenuinely my shit is so fucked, dawg

17.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woah!!!!

10.06.2025 11:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm

24.05.2025 14:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Banger

13.04.2025 17:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
mike myers standing next to kanye west

mike myers standing next to kanye west

“joe biden did not care about faggots”

13.04.2025 13:28 — 👍 53    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0

Omg the full spread

13.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”

13.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️

⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️

07.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Grandpa WILL be in this episode

06.04.2025 19:36 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Porksky

06.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch

What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI

What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo

03.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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They’re putting me in this tomorrow

03.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is not a joke anymore

03.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Banditsky shaker

03.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Are you enjoying the show?

Refill your nothing

You’ll love this next part.

03.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Money status: molested

03.04.2025 16:32 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...

Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”

(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)

02.04.2025 10:58 — 👍 477    🔁 95    💬 3    📌 7

Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent

01.04.2025 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)

01.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is outside a shopping center too, and you can’t even legally have billboards like this in Canada, W on Canada’s part.

Also how is this being paid for? Where is the money coming from? Carney’s campaign? Reappropriated funds from canceled American contracts?

01.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”

The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”

01.04.2025 21:11 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0