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Sub-editor by day. Author by night. Dead by dawn. I collect records, build furniture, and read books.

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A ★★★★ review of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) Very enjoyable Shane Black romp, in which his wit and irreverence work well with the self-referential jokes and general comedic tone. I think this and Long Kiss Goodnight might be his best scripts. An...

Our second Christmas movie to be picked from the pot was Shane Black's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, which is about as festive as a piña colada covered in tinsel

boxd.it/bVM40B

04.12.2025 15:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a cracker

03.12.2025 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Presumably you've already seen Bone Tomahawk?

03.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Without knowledge of this DVD technology, many of the youngs feel their only option is to fly to Vang Vieng in Laos, where the bars all play Friends all day, every day, and red-eyed tourists order from the 'happy' menu, starkly without glee. No one laughs. They just stare in muted wonder.

03.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Little People
YouTube video by Plaid - Topic Little People

Now listening to Rest Proof Clockwork, by Plaid

youtu.be/Xl-lJt_QrHM

03.12.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New: The Sycamore Gap Mystery

New: The Sycamore Gap Mystery. This series goes inside a community in turmoil and inside the police hunt to solve the Sycamore Gap tree mystery - a crime of extraordinary vandalism that shocked Britain. (Ep1/2)
[Also in HD]

9.00pm - 10.00pm New: The Sycamore Gap Mystery New: The Sycamore Gap Mystery. This series goes inside a community in turmoil and inside the police hunt to solve the Sycamore Gap tree mystery - a crime of extraordinary vandalism that shocked Britain. (Ep1/2) [Also in HD]

DID THEY CALL IN SPECIAL BRANCH send skeet

03.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 134    🔁 23    💬 25    📌 1
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

02.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 2988    🔁 622    💬 16    📌 21

This cat is a legend

30.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

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That's the spirit!

29.11.2025 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot stand [football team]'s insufferable fans, always hoping their team will win. So deluded!

29.11.2025 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If a British person responds to your opinion with a jaunty 'Fair enough!' then the conversation is over and they think you're a prick.

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Ha! Oh right. Maybe I won't give it a nudge then!

28.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow, that's a really elegant string of pearls configuration

28.11.2025 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe I'll give that one a nudge – never seen it! (It doesn't have a tremendous Rotten Tomatoes score…)

28.11.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was amazing – I love that unprompted menace at the end

28.11.2025 09:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Director Auditions AI Actor
YouTube video by Cream Sketch Comedy Director Auditions AI Actor

The only use of generative AI I’ll allow is this guy’s videos, where he’s having trouble directing “actors” to stop being weird. (They’re better on IG but that platform doesn’t want you sharing links outside of the app)

youtu.be/AEbqJj2hIjg

04.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE Official Trailer (2018)
YouTube video by Orion Pictures ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE Official Trailer (2018)

Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun.

youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...

28.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 81    🔁 28    💬 9    📌 4
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Ben Jennings on Kemi Badenoch’s reaction to the lifting of the two-child benefit cap – cartoon Rachel Reeves’s decision to reverse the Tory policy will lift an estimated 450,000 children out of poverty

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

27.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it

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You absolutely can, and I will absolutely add that to the pot – thanks!

27.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

take all the money that would have gone on mansion tax and spend it all on a keeping a perpetually burning car on the driveway

27.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A ★★★★½ review of It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Scandalously, this is the first time I've seen this movie, I'd only seen brief clips, or black-and-white stills. It looked stuffy and melancholic, if I'm honest. I was not prepared for how much pep th...

By some Christmas miracle, the first film we picked out was 1946 classic It's A Wonderful Life – which I had shamefully never seen…

Absolutely delighted with how much this film influenced Back To The Future II

boxd.it/bRaaeR

27.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Houston Person's LP "Get Out'a My Way"

Houston Person's LP "Get Out'a My Way"

Step aside Florida Man, it's…

27.11.2025 11:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.

27.11.2025 07:03 — 👍 1688    🔁 258    💬 28    📌 29

How's that back heel through-ball on the edge of the box for composure? #COYS!

26.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

CHARLIIIIIII! #COYS

26.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great analysis! I recall really enjoying that movie, but I'd forgotten how good the step-changes were. First viewing is a real rollercoaster. And AJ's character is acutely irredeemable.

26.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Writing today on @filmstories.bsky.social about Zach Cregger’s BARBARIAN, which contains some dark truths about familial abuse under the horror theatrics.

filmstories.co.uk/features/bar...

26.11.2025 08:55 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

And yes, I know it's still November. I AM ALL TOO AWARE. But the wife didn't have Christmas growing up, and now she's making up for it with a vengeance, so leave it, ok

25.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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